August 31, 2005

Where's the laughs?

Every Wednesday I look forward to going over to VW’s to get my “Humor for the Dreaded Wednesday”. Upon arriving at One Happy Dog Speaks today, I discover no humor. Wait… how can this be?! My morning ground to a halt. My mind was in a vapor lock as I stared blankly at a post about the Wiggles, one of my nemesis… nemesi… nemesises… you know what I mean. Figuring that something tragic had happened to VW to prevent her or her guest blogger to post the Humor for the Dreaded Wednesday, I decided to once again take up the torch again and cover her.

There once was a married fireman who wanted to add some spice to his sex life. One night he told his wife that he wanted to make a change and he had an idea. He tells says to his wife, “At the station we have a system of bells to relay messages. Every time I hear those bells, it always causes my pulse to race and my adrenaline to pump. One bell tells us there is a fire. Two bells tell us that we need to report to the truck. Three bells is the signal for the truck to leave the station. What I’d like to do is incorporate that into our lovemaking. One bell we get undressed. Two bells we climb into bed and on three bells bell we start making love. What do you think?”

The wife, at first being skeptical but not wanting to upset her husband responds that she is willing to try it. The next day the husband comes home with a bell and attaches it on the wall over the bed. That night after dinner, the husband and wife go up to the bedroom to try out the bell.

The husband rings it once and they both get undressed. The husband, admiring his now naked wife, thinks to himself, “THIS IS GREAT!” Ringing the bell the bell twice, they jump into bed. His heart pounding the husband rings the bell three times. He is making the most wild and passionate love to his wife that he ever has. All of a sudden, he hears the bell ring four times.

Stopping, he says to his wife, “There isn’t a fourth bell. What are four bells?”

His wife responds, “More hose!”

UPDATE: Apparently I spoke too soon, VW has her humor for the dreaded Wednesday up on this post. I guess I was just too impatient.

Posted by Contagion in Humor at August 31, 2005 06:28 AM | TrackBack

Thanks for your humor. I needed another laugh.

Posted by: VW Bug at August 31, 2005 02:44 PM

LOL :)

Posted by: caltechgirl at August 31, 2005 02:47 PM


Posted by: Oddybobo at August 31, 2005 03:17 PM

Sorry to disappoint! ;-( I forgot about VW's Wednesday tradition til I already had something written!

Posted by: Marie at August 31, 2005 03:54 PM

I'm glad you all enjoyed...

Marie... You will pay for your transgressions! :)

Posted by: Contagion at August 31, 2005 04:57 PM


Posted by: Sissy at August 31, 2005 05:32 PM

*takes down bell*

Posted by: Harvey at August 31, 2005 09:19 PM

More hose? I don't get it.

Posted by: littlejoe at September 1, 2005 10:13 PM