March 31, 2006

I just hope it's not gay.

About 4 months ago I promised a couple of friends of mine I would attend a party they where having this weekend. At the time I didn’t think anything about it. Ever since then, like women, they kept asking me, “You’re still coming to the party, right?” When they asked I would assure them, “Yes, I said I was going to be there, I’ll be there!” Then about a month ago it is brought to my attention, this isn’t just a regular party. No, this is a Wrestlemania party.

People, of all the things that I am, a “raselin’” fan I am not. Since then I’ve tried just about everything to get out of going to this stupid party. Including saying, “Yeah, you know I really don’t like `raselin’, so there isn’t any reason for me to go.” They, however, keep saying I should go just to socialize. I’m thinking I could socialize much better at a local strip club then during Wrestlemania.

This whole thing kind of vexes me. I’m used to people NOT wanting me around, not trying to get me to go do something. Oh well, I gave them my word, so on Sunday I’m going to go watch a bunch of sweaty men grapple with each other. (I can’t believe I just typed that.) Before I go, I’m heading out to the local black powder range and doing some shooting. It’s been too long since I’ve shot black powder and my season is starting. Plus maybe if I show up smelling like the bowels of hell (Burnt black powder smells like sulfur and arse), they might let me get out of there early.

Posted by Contagion in General assholery at March 31, 2006 07:12 PM | TrackBack

Remember when I posted about the whole pampered chef party thing that TNT had to go to?? Oh yeah... This is *your* pampered chef party. Enjoy the sweaty men! lol! ;)

Posted by: Richmond at March 31, 2006 07:46 PM

Think of it this way - a bunch of Wrestlers went over to Afghanistan and did that huge show for the troops and went out of their way to go see guys on FOB's etc. So the least we can do (even if we're not real fans of the show) is to give 'em a little support. Will that make it even slightly more bearable? *grin*

Posted by: Teresa at March 31, 2006 11:14 PM

Why else do you think I tried to post for SEVERAL jobs at the Gatorade Research Lab.......


Posted by: Tammi at April 1, 2006 08:10 AM

Got it. You can't go beer drinking with me after shooting because you promised to go watch big sweaty men grope each other.

Posted by: Graumagus at April 1, 2006 12:08 PM

Oh, dude... It's gay... ;^)

Posted by: Wes at April 2, 2006 06:29 PM