June 21, 2006

The ladies find it sexy.

The facial hair is coming in nicely. My mustache now covers my bottom lip. It looks a little ragged, until I start eating. Then the food works as a styling agent to help hold it in place. Ktreva finds that rather disgusting, but hey it works. Plus I discovered last Saturday at the Raptors game that if I drink good beer before going to the game. The filtering process makes the cheep beer taste like the good beer. Bonus!

I finally had someone at work question the bushiness of my face, or in their words, “Why is there a dead squirrel on your face?” I explained that I’m a re-enactor and I’m trying to get period facial hair, that and the fact that Ktreva forbid me from growing it, so now I must in order to preserve my male dominance in the house… well at least on this topic.

I’d post a picture, but many of you have politely requested I not do so anymore as it scared you. I’m just trying to be polite… this time.

Posted by Contagion in General assholery at June 21, 2006 06:38 PM | TrackBack

Having the facial hair will keep indians out of your camp. I read somewhere that indians thought facial hair was a sign of evil. Maybe if Wil still had facial hair I wouldn't have drank so much red water at the Fort!!

Posted by: Red at June 21, 2006 08:32 PM