March 27, 2007

New Neighbors

Well it looks like Iím going to be getting yet another set of new neighbors. As many of you may remember, I actually try to keep my neighbors at a certain fear level of me. Itís healthyÖ for me. Iíve been known to do things that actually scare them. Some of my antics Iíve posted, others I have not.

Like an incident when I was checking to make sure the .45 wasnít loaded while standing in the driveway. I pull back the slide and let it go just as the neighbor lady walks out the front door, at which point she abruptly turns around and goes back insideÖ quickly. Apparently having a guy with a firearm in front of her house made her nervous. Well thereís been many of other things Iíve done, but Iíve never actually done anything to hurt my neighbors.

Now today I come home from work and see the house next door is up for sale. Apparently my newest neighbors donít want to live next to me any more. I tried talking with them, but of course they just pretended not to see me and ran into the house. Maybe I shouldnít have been wearing the sleeveless T-shirt with skulls on it.

So there you have it, another set of neighbors Iím going to have to break in.

Posted by Contagion in Stories about me. at March 27, 2007 06:47 PM | TrackBack

Hmmm Ready for me to be your new neighbor??

Posted by: Bruce Wayne at March 27, 2007 08:30 PM