March 19, 2008

Some advice for my readers.

Do not eat the egg salad sandwich out of the vending machine. No matter how much you like egg salad and how good it looks, the side effects are not worth it.

Posted by Contagion in Stories about me. at March 19, 2008 04:06 PM | TrackBack

Don't eat ANYTHING out of a vending machine, it may have been fresh when it was made, but that was a long time before it got to the vending machine and had probably been waiting in there for a couple of days.

Posted by: bx19 at March 19, 2008 04:53 PM

What? No graphic description this time?

Posted by: Roses at March 19, 2008 08:01 PM

OMG... tell me you didn't do that... not egg salad... ACK!!!

Posted by: Teresa at March 19, 2008 08:07 PM

Saw a movie about this help me if you start to turn I will put a cap in yo ass!

Posted by: Bruce at March 19, 2008 08:55 PM

Ah, watching Futurama I see. I thought the side effects were pretty cool. Smarter. Able to play the Holophoner.

Posted by: Petey at March 19, 2008 09:59 PM

Been there, done that, but never learned.

Posted by: Quality Weenie at March 20, 2008 06:57 AM

A bit of advice we've learned from truckdrivers. Don't eat coleslaw, potato salad or anything with egg in it from the buffets or menus. You're liable to regret it later!

Posted by: red at March 22, 2008 07:34 AM