June 12, 2008

MEME, oh my.

My latest spawn, Petey, has tagged me with a meme, Iím not sure what Iíve done to him, but since itís been a while, Iím going to play along.

The rules:

1. Post the rules of the game at the beginning.
2. Each player answers the questions about themselves.
3. At the end of the post, the player then tags five people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves them a comment, letting them know theyíve been tagged and asking them to read the playerís blog.
4. Let the person who tagged you know when youíve posted your answer.

What were you doing five years ago?

Five years ago at this time I was in a great amount of pain that I kept hid from my family really well. I had jacked up my knee something fierce in 2000 and had refused to have the surgery they wanted done on it because I had just started a new position and couldnít afford to take the time off of work. By June of 2003 I was seeing an orthopedic specialist and taking oxycontin for the pain. I had worn away all of the cartilage in my knee and had bone grinding on bone. I ended up having knee surgery in August 2003.

What are five things on your to-do list for today?
1) Finish packing my gear for the canoe trip Iím going to take with Petey and Wil. Iím pretty sure they are planning on tying me to a log and leaving me in the middle of the riverÖ after trying to have their way with me.
2)Drink Beer.
3)Do the dishes.
4)Drink moonshine.
5) Try to talk Ktreva into doing that thing I like a lot that she hardly ever does, but is really good at it. I mean I am going to be gone with a bunch of guys for three days!

What are five snacks you enjoy?
1) Beer
2) Whiskey
3) Ice Cream
4) Popcorn
5) Chips and dip.

What are five things you would do if you were a billionaire?

1) Pay off the debts of myself, my immediate family, my closets friends and a couple of random people that I think just need a break.
2) Buy a large plot of land and build my dream house on it including an area to host my own rendezvous.
3) Open my own bar. If Iím already a Billionaire I donít care if I make a lot of money at it, I just want a place to hang out that I really like. Heíll I probably wouldnít even work there!
4) Help various Boy Scout and youth organizations financially. Iíd set up a fund so that each year various groups meeting the criteria could get new equipment, money for camps or for what ever various projects they have. NO STRINGS ATTACHED (Glares angrily at the United Way.) If we want to turn Americaís youth around, we need to bring back the support for these organizations.
5) Try to talk Ktreva into doing that thing I like a lot that she hardly ever does, but is really good at it. You just donít understand, sheís really good at it, and she just doesnít do it that often. Maybe if I were a Billionaire sheíd do it more often!

What are five of your bad habits?
1) I drinkÖ a lot.
2) I tend to let my emotions hold up until I burst letting them out on someone (who usually deserves it). IE how many times Iíve gone to sensitivity class.
3) I bite my fingernails.
4) When I meet someone new I profile them and decide if Iím going to get along with them or not usually with in the first 5 minutes. My first opinion rarely changes.
5) I keep trying to talk Ktreva into doing that thing I like a lot that she hardly ever does, but is really good at it. Look, Iíd smash my left testicle with a hammer and still enjoy itÖ sheís that good!

What are five places where you have lived?
1) Cherry Valley, IL
2) Macomb, IL
3) Rockford, IL.
4) YeaÖ thatís it. Iím not giving you individual address.

What are five jobs youíve had? (A short list)
1) Welders Assistant.
2) Cell Phone assembly worker.
3) Law-enforcement.
4) Inventory Specialist (Management)
5) Supervisor. (No, Iím not telling you where. If you donít know where I work already, thatís because we havenít met face to face.)


Five people to tag huh. Letís go with Bloodspite, Shadoglare, Richmond, Harvey, and Roses. Because I care.

Posted by Contagion in Annoying MEMEs at June 12, 2008 05:13 PM | TrackBack

Oh all right - look at you giving me blog material... ;)

Posted by: Richmond at June 12, 2008 05:17 PM

That suddenly reminds me of that dude from Office Space:

"What would you do with a million dollars?"

..."I'd do two chicks at the same time."

Posted by: Shadoglare at June 12, 2008 07:34 PM