September 04, 2008

Just in case

Before I came down here, Blogspawn Bruce advised me that my traveling companion is a couple of sandwichs short of a picnic. I never realized that she truly is insane. I'm not sure if she's bi-polar, paranoid, manic depressive or what, but damn the girl is CooCoo for Coco Puffs. I'm talking boiling the bunny crazy. She also has the social graces of an 8 year old.

She's staying down here this weekend with me, and honestly I'm a little afraid. I'm big enough that I can take her physically, but she might have that captain insane-o strength or just do something when my back is turned. So if for some reason you don't hear from me in a while, let me tell you now; Those of you that know my traveling companion give the police her name.

I'm going to try to avoid her as much as possible over the next couple of days, but I don't know if that's going to be possible. Next week I'm going to try to stay as far away from her as possible, which will be hard when we are in the same room.

Posted by Contagion in Tales from the Work Place at September 4, 2008 06:54 PM | TrackBack

Next time, don't pack any bunnies.

Posted by: Roses at September 4, 2008 07:43 PM

Geeze louise... my work is simply overwhelming - yours is downright scary!!! Holy crap boy. Take care of yourself.

Posted by: Teresa at September 4, 2008 09:53 PM

Dang, this makes me wonder who it is, but chances are pretty good I wouldn't know her anyway...

Posted by: Shadoglare at September 5, 2008 05:37 AM

Hell I work with barking mad people all day and they are driving cars and trucks. As to the problems at work it might be that the reason your having all the trouble is the folks on the other end found out that their jobs are going south. So they're being alittle difficult. Just some thouhts of a former diguntled worker.

Posted by: wil at September 6, 2008 07:40 AM

Heh- you have my business card dude. :)

And if worse comes to worse, call 911 and ask for a C.I.T officer....they know what to do. :)

Posted by: Rave at September 6, 2008 09:17 PM