September 20, 2008

Where in the hell has Grau been?

Hi, remember me? Graumagus? The asshole who used to have a blog that's now a spark plug emporium site?

Contagion is drunk enough to let me set a few rumors straight about where I've been lately.

Rumor 1) I've been in prison for federal weapons violation

False: What happens along the US/Mexico border stays on the US/Mexico border.
(PS: I can neither confirm nor deny that INS gets upset when they find smoldering greasy spots covered in tattered ponchos smelling of burnt frioles)

Rumor 2) I'm dead

False, unless this is hell, which would explain much...

Rumor 3: I've been kidnapped by a cult of nympho contortionists who worship fat, bald guys

False. Dammit.

Frizzen Sparks will return, goddamnit, and an explanation of my disappearance will be forthcoming.

All I have to say is A) OJ Simpson can't frame himself and B) If you should happen to find yourself banging a Philipino whore so fugly you need to put a bag over her head, the authorities prefer you use paper, not plastic.


Posted by Contagion in at September 20, 2008 08:12 PM | TrackBack

blogcrawl goddamnit!!

Posted by: KTreva at September 20, 2008 08:41 PM


Posted by: oddybobo at September 20, 2008 08:59 PM

More org-y! Less Com-y! Wooo!

Posted by: Shadoglare at September 20, 2008 09:19 PM

Garay, I mean Grau...(see I can type of I go real slow. Srot of.) My husband has missed reading you. Come bak!!!

Posted by: Mrs. Who at September 20, 2008 09:53 PM

I'm not blog crawling - think I'm too late for that... as always. However, I am checking to see if there are any drunks who need a ride home.

All I see is Grau. Where the hell have you been!!! I have saved a couple of my favorite posts of yours and periodically I pull them out, reread and send them to friends in need of a laugh. heh. So, get back to the keyboard man!

Whoops! think I just tripped over Contagion. I'll let Ktreva pick him up though. ;-)

Posted by: Teresa at September 20, 2008 10:40 PM

Well....I finally got to bed at 05:00!!It is now 09:34 and I feel fine, if a little tired!!

Gonna start the day with Coffee!!!!

Welcome to a very sunny Sunday!!!

Posted by: bx19 at September 21, 2008 02:35 AM

I so don't remember Graumagus being at the BlogCrawl party nor letting him use my computer.

Posted by: Contagion at September 21, 2008 09:57 AM

Ummm there are ALOT of things that you dont remember. Something about a gay thing about bears??

And you wonder why I had to leave. Brrrr.... creepy

Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2008 05:25 PM