January 16, 2009

We know, it's cold.

Okay, so all day long all I've heard is how cold it is. Yes, we made a record low -24 degrees. Sure the hair IN my nose froze between my front door and the truck. Okay, I had icicles hanging off my facial hair. I get it, it's cold.

But that doesn't mean I want to listen to you whine and complain while you pump gas. I don't want to listen to your sad story about your car not starting while I'm waiting my turn to check out. Heck, I don't care that you just moved here from Arizona and you are convinced the Cubs just won the World Series.

However, I did enjoy watching you struggle with your doors opening because you washed your car yesterday and the water froze everything shut.

Welcome to Northern Illinois!

Posted by Contagion in General assholery at January 16, 2009 07:46 PM | TrackBack

I love the cold, going deer hunting in the morning to try and fill 3 more permits. Stay by your Phone one is for you and yours.

Posted by: Jim E. at January 16, 2009 10:13 PM