April 03, 2009

That's a big sixer!

Well I知 off for a couple of days of fun with some friends in Western Illinois. First I知 going to hook up with T1G for lunch, and then I知 heading to the Galesburg area to hang with a bunch of the guys there, including blogspawn Petey. I have a six pack of Carlyle Scottish Ale, and when I say six-pack I mean six growlers (3 gallons) because Carlyle痴 doesn稚 sell it in any other take home variety.

So while I知 away I知 leaving you a question to ponder and discuss.

You receive the following text message, 的知 guna rape ur gurl! from 815-555-5555. Now, in this situation you do not have a daughter. What would you do?

This did not happen to me, but to one of my minions. I know what I would do; I just want to see if my reaction was par for the course.

I expect good answers come Monday.

Posted by Contagion in Shenanigans at April 3, 2009 06:28 AM | TrackBack

Step One for your minion's problem, file a police report. Not that the police will do anything but to cover his ass for step two.

Step Two: Load shotgun with buckshot.

Step Three. Smile sweetly if he has to pull the trigger.

Posted by: Peter at April 3, 2009 06:07 PM

It's probably one of those phone scam things, you call the number and they do stuff to steal your phone number or use your phone line for wierd stuff

Posted by: Quality Weenie at April 4, 2009 10:12 AM

Text back: I have unique skills acquired over a lifetime...I will find you and I will kill you.

(H/T to "Taken")

Posted by: Mrs. Who at April 4, 2009 10:07 PM

I have to agree with Mrs. Who.

And it works on 12-15 year old boys.

Had to explain where this came from to a parent who was a little freaked that her son came to her skeerd that a dad was coming to kill him.

He hE

Posted by: Bruce at April 5, 2009 10:30 AM