July 04, 2005
Happy Fourth of July
I am taking a break from party preparations and I wanted to extend a Happy and Safe Fourth of July to Americans all over the world. May all political and personal differences be set aside this day. For today is the greatest holiday of the year. Not just because we celebrate the formation of the greatest country in the history of the world. (I would apologize to my foreign readers, but that’s my opinion and I’m sticking to it.) Today over 76% of Americans will grill something. Today is the largest grilling holiday of the year. Plus through out the day people will be blowing up stuff in recreation, not anger. Recreational destruction is just fun!
Again,
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