February 07, 2009
It's because I watch a lot of football!
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I scored 800 points... yeah
Yea, I watch a lot of football, so I can spot a cheerleader a mile away! Yeah, that's it!
November 08, 2008
A wealth of useless knowledge. UPDATED
There is an 80's cartoon quiz, where they question your knowledge of, well, 80's cartoons. I took this just to see how much I remembered, after scoring a respectable 100% (Thanks to my sister for the femmi cartoons!), I wondered how many of my readers would score.
The sad part of it is that I recognized every single cartoon listed. I also was wondering why some of the other cartoons I watched weren't listed.
UPDATE: the link is fixed.
May 18, 2008
It could go either way.
Really, some of these I've heard of, others I just guessed.
April 11, 2008
Yea, like this was a test.
I saw this over at A Wee Dram or Three and felt that I needed to take it.
Really, this wasn't much of a test. I re-enact an 18th century distiller. I've done a lot of research, both in library and bar, about alcohol.
March 18, 2008
HA! It's an indisputable fact!
|You Are Very Normal|
You are normal in practically every way. Yes, you're average.
But average definitely doesn't boring. You just fit in well with the mainstream.
Why You Are Normal:
You are still with your first love
If given the choice, you would choose to have more money over more time
You'd rather have rats than cockroaches in your home
If you had to, you rather live without music and still have laughter
You think glasses can make someone more attractive
That's right, I'm 75% normal.
As seen at Tammi's.
March 12, 2008
Hell of a lot better than a .22
I found this over at Petey's Powderhorn. Now I own a Colt 1991 .45 acp and love it, but I was really hoping for something a bit more... I don't know... revolver, perferably in the the .357 caliber.
What kind of handgun are YOU?
February 07, 2008
I'm not sure what's more disturbing, the fact I took this quiz or the fact I only scored a 31. Seriously, I can swing one kid around like a bat and take the others out, it can't be that hard. Plus, think about it once you hurt one of them in any fashion they'll stop fighting and start crying. I seriously think I could take 31 on by just yelling at them.
February 02, 2008
You Are Destined to Rule the World
You have the makings of a very evil dictator...
Which is both kind of cool and kind of scary!
Will you rule the world? Maybe. Maybe not.
But at least you know that you could.
Your regime would be ruthless and unforgiving.
But your closest friends would have good jobs.
You're enemies would live in fear...
For what brief lives they would have.
ALL HAIL CONTAGION!
What I think really tipped the scales for me is the question about how do you see people in general. With all the political stuff going on right now, you're damned right I see them as sheep. They might see the picture, but they are missing the frame, the wall and the building it's hanging in.
Stolen for Quality Weenie.
January 30, 2008
How sweet, fresh meat.
Huh, I didn't think I'd score that high, but hey. I'm not saying I wouldn't do it, because to be honest if push comes to shove and it was a matter of survival, I probably would. That and I've always wondered what human flesh would taste like.
January 23, 2008
Your Superpower Should Be Manipulating Fire
You are intense, internally driven, and passionate.
Your emotions are unpredictable - and they often get the better of you.
Both radiant and terrifying, people are drawn to you.
At your most powerful, you feel like the world belongs to you.
Why you would be a good superhero: You are obsessive enough to give it your all
Your biggest problem as a superhero: Your moodiness would make it difficult to control your powers
I'm not sure about the moody part, but I will admit that on occasion I do try to throw a fireball at someone that has pissed me off.
December 30, 2007
I knew I watched a lot of Sci-Fi when I was kid, heck I still do. It just never dawned on me how much I watched until now.
|I received 100 credits on |
The Sci Fi Sounds Quiz
How much of a Sci-Fi geek are you?
|Take the Sci-Fi Movie Quiz canon s5|
I'll admit I did guess on one, but I had it narrowed down to two different answers.
December 18, 2007
huh... I just don't see it.
|You'll die in a Bar Fight.|
|You are the angry type when drunk, and you can't help but be violent towards perfect strangers. Unfortunatly for you one of those strangers is a kung fu master.|
|'How will you die?' at QuizGalaxy.com|
Really, I'm right there on the cusp of murder and bar fight. This quiz is obviously wrong. I'm a mellow guy that everyone loves.
As stolen from Tammi.
November 19, 2007
My Karma is strong.
TheKarmaQuiz.com - Online Karma Test Click Here!
Contagion, Your Karmic Alignment is: Zen Intuition!
Score: 19 You have a direct perception of truth. You are very keen and don't use it to take advantage. When you commit positive deeds, you don't do them to get ahead, you do positive deeds simply because it makes you feel good. Your intentions are almost always meant well and all this positive karmaic energy is bound to come back to you in a great way!
huh... who would have thunk?
October 31, 2007
Doesn't surprise me... especially since Romero's are the true style of zombies.
October 02, 2007
|You scored as An Old Prospector, Get out to the river and pan for gold!! You are more than suited to be an old prospector!! OH, PEACHES!!|
What should you be doing for a living?!
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Sadly enough I was just thinking over the weekend that I'd love to go live out in the middle of no where and give up the city life. I don't think I meant this rugged, but hell. I already own most of the equipment I'd need.
September 03, 2007
That's the way to go.
COOL! That's how I'd want to go.
|How will I die? |
Your Result: You will die while having sex.
|You will be murdered.|
|You will die while saving someone's life.|
|You will die in a car accident.|
|You will die from a terminal illness.|
|You will die in a nuclear holocaust.|
|You will die in your sleep.|
|You will die of boredom.|
|How will I die?|
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On the down side the next time some guy tells me he's going to kill me, I'm going to get real nervous about what EXACTLY he's going to do. Now the next time Ktreva tells me she going to kill me, I know its time to head to the bedroom!
August 11, 2007
Mingle2 - Dating Site
Seriously this is much higher then I thought it would be. A couple of years ago when I was posting 3-5 times a day and commenting daily on every blog I read I thought it would be this high. Damn.
June 23, 2007
At least it's not NC-17.
Mingle2 - Online Dating
Honestly I thought I would be PG-13 or something. Apparently talk about zombies, my sexy wife, Deadlines and dead space on photos(the word dead) and Torture makes me "R" rated.
I found this over at One Happy Dog Speaks, VW is PG, she may not want to associate with such a racy blog as mine.
June 18, 2007
Your Personality Is Like Alcohol
You're the life of the party, a total flirt, and probably a pretty big jokester.
Sometimes your behavior gets you in trouble, but you still remain socially acceptable.
You're a pretty bad driver, and you're dancing could also use a little work!
Yea, not really surprised. I guess you are what you drink.
May 15, 2007
What do you know?
So you think you know me, let's see how well you do.
March 29, 2007
Contagion the Therapist.
I saw this over at Leslieís Omnibus.
You Are 96% Grown Up, 4% Kid
Your emotional maturity is fully developed, and you have an excellent grasp on your emotions.
In fact, you are so emotionally mature - you should consider being a therapist!
Yea, me a therapist. I might be emotionally mature, but I also have almost no empathy. I get over things quickly, but I donít care if I hurt someone elseís feelings. I also tend to be brutally honest. So basically me as a therapist would be: ďGet over it, grow up and get a pair you whiney arsed wussy. Iím about to give you a swift kick in the arse to jump start your attitude adjustment.Ē
March 07, 2007
That was my first try, after some "training" I was able to get 100%
February 14, 2007
| My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: |
Baron Contagion the Apocalyptic of Chipping Sodbury
Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title
I know this isn't new. It's been around a lot, but I finally got about to taking it. Yea, that's right, I'm Chipping the Sodbury! Ladies, you may swoon now.
February 13, 2007
Geeky and Nerdy?
February 12, 2007
I are geek, here me roar... but you will continue to ignore.
I was just minding my own business when I receive a comment that Iíve been tagged. Not by a meme, but by a damn test. Thatís right, not a quiz, a test! And not just any test, NOOOOOooooooooo, a geek test. Seems Bitterroot of Friction and Harmony (I donít care what he says, I still think thatís a sex reference. He should have just named it Latex and Release.), well he tagged me because ďThese games you keep finding and getting me stuck on are indicative of your geekdom.Ē Hey, itís not my fault I want others to waste time like I do.
With as much malice he could muster he decided I needed to take this test so he could shatter our self-images. Sure he could say that he wanted to compare geekiness in the blogoverse, but really he wanted to bring our worlds down around us. I guess I could have not taken the test, but I wanted to prove that I am not a geek.
Apparently I was wrong
Okay, in retrospect I guess I should have known this was going bad when my lovely wife, Ktreva (whom I met online before I met her in person) was laughing and giggling at the questions. When I wanted a second opinion because I thought a question didnít apply, she would be quick to point out that they did. Such as Iím a re-enactor, even though Iíve technically never been in the SCA and donít really like them, Iíve been at many functions that they have been to and in a SCA like group. We used real swords thank you! No rattan furniture swords for us! But it asked if Iíve ever worked at a RenFair. Quickly I answered no, I have not, I may have gone dressed up and been confused as someone that worked there, but technically I didnít actually work at the RenFair. Then she pointed out that when I was with Clan Chattan we were hired to work at smaller local RenFairs. Yea, thatís my wife for me.
So there you have it, I are geek. Especially since Ktreva kept me honest.
Now excuse me while I go read my RPG books and worship my shrine to Steve Jackson and his generic universal role-playing system.
Iím not technically tagging anyone, just like I technically wasnít in the SCA, but I would like to see Shadoglare of Refractional Darkness, Wes of Bodhran Roll, Please! And Littlejoe of Littlejoeís Soapbox (whom will come out of hibernation just for this) take this test.
January 09, 2007
My cyborg name is Cybernetic Operational Neohuman Trained for Assassination, Galactic Infiltration and Online Nullification? What the hell does that mean?
As stolen from Ogre.
December 06, 2006
Better then winky
|Your Penis Name Is...|
December 04, 2006
I'm not surprised either.
|You Are Whiskey|
You're a tough drinker, and you take it like a man
That means no girly drinks for you - even if you are a girl
You prefer a cold, hard drink at the end of the day
Every day, in fact. And make that a few.
As stolen from Quality Weenie.
November 11, 2006
Ever wonder what celebrity would be a perfect match for you? No, well neither did I, but I found this Celebrity match finder. You set the criteria and it finds someone that is supposed to be a perfect match for you.
I nailed Elizabeth HurleyÖ er I mean I scored Elizabeth Hurley, uh I came.. Okay Iím just not going that far.
June 23, 2006
Like I needed a quiz to tell me this.
|You Belong in 1756|
If you scored...
1750 - 1759: You are loud, boistrous, adventurious and out of touch with your fellow man. There is going to be a big revolution in your future!
1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!
1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.
1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!
1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day.
1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good!
Blatently stolen from CalTechGirl. And slightly modified... but only slightly!
May 08, 2006
This is my Boom Stick!
I saw this over at Drunken Wisdom. If you don't know me by now, then let me fill you in. I have a strange obsession with zombies and b-movies, I couldn't resist taking this quiz.
April 26, 2006
Er, yea that's about right.
|Your Famous Last Words Will Be:|
As maliciously stolen from T1G
April 18, 2006
Hey, it's not that evil swill.
Before I leave on my meeting to Chicago, I thought I would post this little quiz that I found over at One for the Road.
| Bass |
(100% dark & bitter, 33% working class, 100% genuine)
So the deal with this test is that each taker, based on his or her scores, is assigned a beer that fits their personality (Corona, Bud Select, and so on), and along with the personality description, there's a poster or an ad for that beer. As you can imagine, most of the images feature booty models, sports cars, or, maybe even more depressing, retro kitsch.
|My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:|
|Link: The If You Were A Beer Test written by gwendolynbooks on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test|
April 08, 2006
Eh, it couldn't have been Ride On?
|Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC|
Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos.
As stolen from my wife.
January 25, 2006
Bet you didn't know that!
- Contagionicide is the killing of Contagion.
- Contagion has a bifurcated penis.
- You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Contagion.
- Contagion cannot jump.
- If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Contagion for the rest of the day.
- Only fifty-five percent of women wash their hands after using Contagion!
- In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Contagion on New Year's Day.
- A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Contagion!
- In 1982 Time Magazine named Contagion its 'Man of the Year'.
- Abraham Lincoln, who invented Contagion, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
Now, put your mind in the gutter and re-read that. It's even more amusing
As blatently stolen from TIG.
January 22, 2006
My own cult... hmmm.
|You Are 90% Weird|
As found over at That's Not Very Nice.
January 20, 2006
See... I are S-M-R-T smart.
I figured if T1G could handle this quiz, so could I.
And he was the violent drunk!
January 14, 2006
So I'm not in touch with my feelings.
|Your EQ is|
Stole this quiz from Richmond. Makes you wonder how I function in the world doesn't it?
January 13, 2006
Get over your bad self
|You Have a Choleric Temperament|
You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon.
At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults.
Stolen from CalTechGirl (CTG).
On a side note, does anyone else besides me notice she has an unhealthy addiction to quizes. I mean c'mon I gave Tammi crap over candles, but CTG will put up 20394203759348593487 quizes in a day. I love you CTG... not in that romantic way, but in that your husband will kick my arse kind of way.
January 02, 2006
Don't these kind of contrast?
|How You Life Your Life|
|You're A Crazy Drunk|
I'm not saying these are accurate, but my wife looked at them and wondered how detailed the questions where.
December 23, 2005
|Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With Coal|
Santa is just screwing with you
'Tis the season. On my daily rounds I noticed that CalTechGirl had taken this quiz, I thought to myself. Hmmm, I wonder if I can score anything other then coal and answer honestly. I guess not.
December 15, 2005
Sensitivity Class Paid off!
Blatently stolen from CalTechGirl.
November 04, 2005
Your goram right!
| You scored as Capt. Mal Reynolds. The Captain. You are the captain of the ship, so the crew are your responsibility. You just want to do the job, get paid and keep flying. Why is that always so hard?|
Which Serenity character are you?
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I found this over at Refractional Darkness, being a Firefly/Serenity fan I had to take it. Since I always tend to come out the worst possible result in these quizes, I'm kind of surprised that I turned out to be Mal, not that I'm complaining. I just figured I would have been Jayne.
October 28, 2005
I am my own enemy.
|King Edward I|
You scored 75 Wisdom, 81 Tactics, 53 Guts, and 60 Ruthlessness!
|Or rather, King Edward the Longshanks if you've seen Braveheart. You, like Edward, are incredibly smart and shrewd, but you win at any costs.... William Wallace died at his hands after a fierce Scottish rebellion against his reign. Despite his reputation though, Longshanks had the best interests of his people at heart. But God help you if you got on his bad side.|
|My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:|
|Link: The Which Historic General Are You Test written by dasnyds on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test|
I saw this over at There's one, only and had to take it. You all know my love of history... What surprises me is that being a Scottish Re-enactor, I scored as the most brutal butcherer of Scots.
October 27, 2005
I think I would burst first.
For those of you that are beer challenged, that is 13 cases of 24-12 oz PLUS three more bottles. The most beer I drank in one day was almost 3 cases. That was back in college when I used to drink and not the light weight I am today.
September 29, 2005
Because everyone else is doing it.
|You are a |
You are best described as a:
Link: The Politics Test on OkCupid Free Online Dating
Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test
That's about where I figured I would end up. That's probably not a surprise to any one that stops by here regularly or who has met me.
Stolen from too many places to list.
September 22, 2005
Loonie Loonie Loonie!
Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.
Third Emperor of Rome and ruler of one of the most powerful empires of all time, your common name means "little boots". Although you only reigned for four years, brief even by Roman standards, you still managed to garner a reputation as a cruel, extravagant and downright insane despot. Your father died in suspicious circumstances, you were not the intended heir, and one of your first acts as Emperor was to force the suicide of your father-in-law. Your sister Drusilla died that same year; faced with allegations that your relationship with her had been incestuous, you responded, bafflingly, by declaring her a god.
You revived a number of unpopular traditions, including auctions of properties left over from public shows. When a senator fell asleep at one such auction, you took each of his nods as bids, selling him 13 gladiators for a vast sum. You attempted to have your horse, Incitatus, made into a consul and hence one of the most powerful figures in Rome. It was granted a marble stable with jewels and a staff of servants. At one point you forced your comrade Macro to kill himself - in much the same vein as your father-in-law - accusing him of being his wife's pimp. You, of course, were having an affair with said wife at the time.
Things went from bad to worse. When supplies of condemned men ran short in the circus, you had innocent spectators dragged into the arena with the lions to fill their place. You claimed mastery of the sea by walking across a three-mile bridge of boats in the Bay of Naples; kissed the necks of your lovers, whispering sweet nothings like "This lovely neck will be chopped as soon as I say so,"; dallied with your sister's lover and made her pull her unborn child out of her womb prematurely. Towards the end of your reign, you had a golden statue of yourself made and dressed each day in the same clothes you yourself wore. When you eventually died, the terrified people of Rome refused to believe that such a cruel reign could ever end, and believed you to be alive for years afterwards.
Blog Momma-Sis Bou had this quiz. Since I am a historical Re-enactor and amature historian, I just had to take it. However, for the record I have never, EVER bedded my own sister... your sister, maybe when I was in college... but that was a long time ago! :)
September 20, 2005
Am I Evil, Yes I am!
How evil are you?
I was over at Jenna Thomas-McKie's and she had this quiz. I haven't done a quiz in a while so I thought why not. I answered honestly thinking I would get "you are good with evil tendancies", not the above.
August 27, 2005
A Quiz for Saturday.
You scored 57% Tough, 4% Roguish, 28% Friendly, and 14% Charming!
Find out what kind of classic dame you'd make by taking the Classic Dames Test.
|You scored higher than 95% on Tough|
|You scored higher than 4% on Roguish|
|You scored higher than 49% on Friendly|
|You scored higher than 17% on Charming|
|Link: The Classic Leading Man Test written by gidgetgoes on Ok Cupid|
Aptly stolen from Kathy of Cake Eater Chronicles.
August 03, 2005
I'm a naughty boy!
My life is rated NC-17.
What is your life rated?
Blatantly stolen from CalTechGirl
Actually I think someone is giving me more credit then I deserve. I don't think my life is all that.... interesting.
June 29, 2005
Time for a Quiz
|Your IQ Is 130|
I saw this over at Susie's and thought I should give it a try. ummm, yea okay what ever. But it was very entertaining.
June 21, 2005
Too busy to post anything real quiz time.
|1985 by Bowling for Soup|
You took the bitter with the sweet in 2004 - and kept laughing.
Neither one of these actually surprises me all that much. I was going to post a little something more substantial before my hegira from mentoring. Unfortunately my brain is stuck in work mode, so all I can think of are boring topics like "Who's going to do my TPS reports while I'm gone?" and "Will my minions actually do anything, besides have a party, in my absence?". Eh, I guess I find out next Monday.
It's going to be a long Four days in Chicago with out my family and all of you. I don't own a laptop so I can't blog from the hotel. However I should have some interesting stories for everyone when I get back. I expect you all to be on your best behavour while I'm away. I wont mention names, but some of you tend to be a little... rambunctious in nature.