February 07, 2009

It's because I watch a lot of football!


Click Here Play The Game at LiquidGeneration.com

I scored 800 points... yeah

Yea, I watch a lot of football, so I can spot a cheerleader a mile away! Yeah, that's it!

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November 08, 2008

A wealth of useless knowledge. UPDATED

There is an 80's cartoon quiz, where they question your knowledge of, well, 80's cartoons. I took this just to see how much I remembered, after scoring a respectable 100% (Thanks to my sister for the femmi cartoons!), I wondered how many of my readers would score.

The sad part of it is that I recognized every single cartoon listed. I also was wondering why some of the other cartoons I watched weren't listed.

UPDATE: the link is fixed.

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May 18, 2008

It could go either way.


Really, some of these I've heard of, others I just guessed.

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April 11, 2008

Yea, like this was a test.

I saw this over at A Wee Dram or Three and felt that I needed to take it.

100%ALCOHOLIC

Really, this wasn't much of a test. I re-enact an 18th century distiller. I've done a lot of research, both in library and bar, about alcohol.

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March 18, 2008

HA! It's an indisputable fact!

You Are Very Normal
You scored 75% normal on this quiz

You are normal in practically every way. Yes, you're average.
But average definitely doesn't boring. You just fit in well with the mainstream.

Why You Are Normal:

You are still with your first love

If given the choice, you would choose to have more money over more time

You'd rather have rats than cockroaches in your home

If you had to, you rather live without music and still have laughter

You think glasses can make someone more attractive
What's Normal About You... And What's Not?

That's right, I'm 75% normal.

As seen at Tammi's.

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March 12, 2008

Hell of a lot better than a .22

I found this over at Petey's Powderhorn. Now I own a Colt 1991 .45 acp and love it, but I was really hoping for something a bit more... I don't know... revolver, perferably in the the .357 caliber.

I am a: Colt model 1911 in 45ACP
Firearms Training
What kind of handgun are YOU?

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February 07, 2008

31?

31

I'm not sure what's more disturbing, the fact I took this quiz or the fact I only scored a 31. Seriously, I can swing one kid around like a bat and take the others out, it can't be that hard. Plus, think about it once you hurt one of them in any fashion they'll stop fighting and start crying. I seriously think I could take 31 on by just yelling at them.

As seen everywhere including here, here and here.

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February 02, 2008

Bow Down!




You Are Destined to Rule the World



You have the makings of a very evil dictator...

Which is both kind of cool and kind of scary!

Will you rule the world? Maybe. Maybe not.

But at least you know that you could.

Your regime would be ruthless and unforgiving.

But your closest friends would have good jobs.

You're enemies would live in fear...
'
For what brief lives they would have.

ALL HAIL CONTAGION!


Are You Destined For World Domination?

What I think really tipped the scales for me is the question about how do you see people in general. With all the political stuff going on right now, you're damned right I see them as sheep. They might see the picture, but they are missing the frame, the wall and the building it's hanging in.

Stolen for Quality Weenie.

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January 30, 2008

How sweet, fresh meat.

63%

Huh, I didn't think I'd score that high, but hey. I'm not saying I wouldn't do it, because to be honest if push comes to shove and it was a matter of survival, I probably would. That and I've always wondered what human flesh would taste like.

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January 23, 2008

Fear me!

I found this over at Technicalities. She found it over at One for the Road.




Your Superpower Should Be Manipulating Fire



You are intense, internally driven, and passionate.

Your emotions are unpredictable - and they often get the better of you.

Both radiant and terrifying, people are drawn to you.

At your most powerful, you feel like the world belongs to you.



Why you would be a good superhero: You are obsessive enough to give it your all



Your biggest problem as a superhero: Your moodiness would make it difficult to control your powers

What Should Your Superpower Be?

I'm not sure about the moody part, but I will admit that on occasion I do try to throw a fireball at someone that has pissed me off.

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December 30, 2007

Sci-Fi Sounds

I knew I watched a lot of Sci-Fi when I was kid, heck I still do. It just never dawned on me how much I watched until now.









Take the Sci fi sounds quiz I received 100 credits on
The Sci Fi Sounds Quiz

How much of a Sci-Fi geek are you?
Take the Sci-Fi Movie Quiz canon s5

I'll admit I did guess on one, but I had it narrowed down to two different answers.

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December 18, 2007

huh... I just don't see it.






You'll die in a Bar Fight.

You are the angry type when drunk, and you can't help but be violent towards perfect strangers. Unfortunatly for you one of those strangers is a kung fu master.





'How will you die?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Really, I'm right there on the cusp of murder and bar fight. This quiz is obviously wrong. I'm a mellow guy that everyone loves.

As stolen from Tammi.

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November 19, 2007

My Karma is strong.



TheKarmaQuiz.com - Online Karma Test Click Here!
Contagion, Your Karmic Alignment is: Zen Intuition!


Zen Intuition

Score: 19 You have a direct perception of truth. You are very keen and don't use it to take advantage. When you commit positive deeds, you don't do them to get ahead, you do positive deeds simply because it makes you feel good. Your intentions are almost always meant well and all this positive karmaic energy is bound to come back to you in a great way!

huh... who would have thunk?

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October 31, 2007

Zombie Quiz

What kind of Zombie are you?


You are a Romero Zombie.You walk the earth because there is no more room in hell. You feed on living flesh - anything you can get your decaying hands on. You can be killed by damage to your rotting brain.
Take this quiz!



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Doesn't surprise me... especially since Romero's are the true style of zombies.

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October 02, 2007

Claim Jumper!

You scored as An Old Prospector, Get out to the river and pan for gold!! You are more than suited to be an old prospector!! OH, PEACHES!!

An Old Prospector

83%

Drug Lord

68%

Mafia Boss

65%

Cowboy Outlaw

60%

Ninja Assassin

58%

Pirate Captain

53%

Pretty Princess

43%

Break-dancing Machine

10%

What should you be doing for a living?!
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Sadly enough I was just thinking over the weekend that I'd love to go live out in the middle of no where and give up the city life. I don't think I meant this rugged, but hell. I already own most of the equipment I'd need.

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September 03, 2007

That's the way to go.

COOL! That's how I'd want to go.

How will I die?
Your Result: You will die while having sex.
 

Your last moments in this life will be enjoyable indeed...hopefully. Do not fear sex. Try not to become celibate as a way of escaping death. You cannot run from destiny.

You will be murdered.
 
You will die while saving someone's life.
 
You will die in a car accident.
 
You will die from a terminal illness.
 
You will die in a nuclear holocaust.
 
You will die in your sleep.
 
You will die of boredom.
 
How will I die?
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On the down side the next time some guy tells me he's going to kill me, I'm going to get real nervous about what EXACTLY he's going to do. Now the next time Ktreva tells me she going to kill me, I know its time to head to the bedroom!

As stolen from VW of One Happy Dog Speaks. She got it from Mrs. Who of House of Zathras.

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August 11, 2007

JUNKIE!

87%How Addicted to Blogging Are You?

Mingle2 - Dating Site

Seriously this is much higher then I thought it would be. A couple of years ago when I was posting 3-5 times a day and commenting daily on every blog I read I thought it would be this high. Damn.

I found this one over at VW's and Tammi's.

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June 23, 2007

At least it's not NC-17.

Online Dating

Mingle2 - Online Dating

Honestly I thought I would be PG-13 or something. Apparently talk about zombies, my sexy wife, Deadlines and dead space on photos(the word dead) and Torture makes me "R" rated.

I found this over at One Happy Dog Speaks, VW is PG, she may not want to associate with such a racy blog as mine.

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June 18, 2007

Go figure.




Your Personality Is Like Alcohol



You're the life of the party, a total flirt, and probably a pretty big jokester.

Sometimes your behavior gets you in trouble, but you still remain socially acceptable.

You're a pretty bad driver, and you're dancing could also use a little work!

What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

Yea, not really surprised. I guess you are what you drink.

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May 15, 2007

What do you know?

So you think you know me, let's see how well you do.









Take My Quiz on
QuizYourFriends.com








Can you Ace my quiz?
Yes!
No
Let's Find Out!





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March 29, 2007

Contagion the Therapist.

I saw this over at Leslieís Omnibus.




You Are 96% Grown Up, 4% Kid



Your emotional maturity is fully developed, and you have an excellent grasp on your emotions.

In fact, you are so emotionally mature - you should consider being a therapist!

How Emotionally Mature Are You?

Yea, me a therapist. I might be emotionally mature, but I also have almost no empathy. I get over things quickly, but I donít care if I hurt someone elseís feelings. I also tend to be brutally honest. So basically me as a therapist would be: ďGet over it, grow up and get a pair you whiney arsed wussy. Iím about to give you a swift kick in the arse to jump start your attitude adjustment.Ē

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March 07, 2007

Manly Man.

The oldest boy is sick, so I'm staying home to let him rest. Over at VW Bug's I found this test by Old Spice:

That was my first try, after some "training" I was able to get 100%

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February 14, 2007

Apolalyptic?

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Baron Contagion the Apocalyptic of Chipping Sodbury
Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

I know this isn't new. It's been around a lot, but I finally got about to taking it. Yea, that's right, I'm Chipping the Sodbury! Ladies, you may swoon now.

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February 13, 2007

Geeky and Nerdy?

I am nerdier than 35% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!

Physics geek linked to this test in a comment over at Harvey's. I was hoping to prove I wasn't nerdy and geeky. Fortunately I didn't score too high.

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February 12, 2007

I are geek, here me roar... but you will continue to ignore.

I was just minding my own business when I receive a comment that Iíve been tagged. Not by a meme, but by a damn test. Thatís right, not a quiz, a test! And not just any test, NOOOOOooooooooo, a geek test. Seems Bitterroot of Friction and Harmony (I donít care what he says, I still think thatís a sex reference. He should have just named it Latex and Release.), well he tagged me because ďThese games you keep finding and getting me stuck on are indicative of your geekdom.Ē Hey, itís not my fault I want others to waste time like I do.

With as much malice he could muster he decided I needed to take this test so he could shatter our self-images. Sure he could say that he wanted to compare geekiness in the blogoverse, but really he wanted to bring our worlds down around us. I guess I could have not taken the test, but I wanted to prove that I am not a geek.

Apparently I was wrong

Geek.JPG

Okay, in retrospect I guess I should have known this was going bad when my lovely wife, Ktreva (whom I met online before I met her in person) was laughing and giggling at the questions. When I wanted a second opinion because I thought a question didnít apply, she would be quick to point out that they did. Such as Iím a re-enactor, even though Iíve technically never been in the SCA and donít really like them, Iíve been at many functions that they have been to and in a SCA like group. We used real swords thank you! No rattan furniture swords for us! But it asked if Iíve ever worked at a RenFair. Quickly I answered no, I have not, I may have gone dressed up and been confused as someone that worked there, but technically I didnít actually work at the RenFair. Then she pointed out that when I was with Clan Chattan we were hired to work at smaller local RenFairs. Yea, thatís my wife for me.

So there you have it, I are geek. Especially since Ktreva kept me honest.

Now excuse me while I go read my RPG books and worship my shrine to Steve Jackson and his generic universal role-playing system.

Iím not technically tagging anyone, just like I technically wasnít in the SCA, but I would like to see Shadoglare of Refractional Darkness, Wes of Bodhran Roll, Please! And Littlejoe of Littlejoeís Soapbox (whom will come out of hibernation just for this) take this test.

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January 09, 2007

Assassination?

My cyborg name is Cybernetic Operational Neohuman Trained for Assassination, Galactic Infiltration and Online Nullification? What the hell does that mean?


Cybernetic Operational Neohuman Trained for Assassination, Galactic Infiltration and Online Nullification


Get Your Cyborg Name

As stolen from Ogre.

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December 06, 2006

Better then winky

Your Penis Name Is...
One Eyed Wonder Weasel
Penis Name Generator
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December 04, 2006

I'm not surprised either.

You Are Whiskey

You're a tough drinker, and you take it like a man
That means no girly drinks for you - even if you are a girl
You prefer a cold, hard drink at the end of the day
Every day, in fact. And make that a few.
What Alcoholic Drink Are You?

As stolen from Quality Weenie.

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November 11, 2006

Celeb mates

Ever wonder what celebrity would be a perfect match for you? No, well neither did I, but I found this Celebrity match finder. You set the criteria and it finds someone that is supposed to be a perfect match for you.

Elizabeth Hurley.jpg


I nailed Elizabeth HurleyÖ er I mean I scored Elizabeth Hurley, uh I came.. Okay Iím just not going that far.

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June 23, 2006

Like I needed a quiz to tell me this.

You Belong in 1756
If you scored...

1750 - 1759: You are loud, boistrous, adventurious and out of touch with your fellow man. There is going to be a big revolution in your future!

1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!

1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.

1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!

1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day.

1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good!

What Year Do You Belong In?


Blatently stolen from CalTechGirl. And slightly modified... but only slightly!

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May 08, 2006

This is my Boom Stick!

Which B-Movie Badass Are You?


Gimme some sugar baby.
Take this quiz!



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I saw this over at Drunken Wisdom. If you don't know me by now, then let me fill you in. I have a strange obsession with zombies and b-movies, I couldn't resist taking this quiz.

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April 26, 2006

Er, yea that's about right.

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"I dunno, press the button and find out."
What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

As maliciously stolen from T1G

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April 18, 2006

Hey, it's not that evil swill.

Before I leave on my meeting to Chicago, I thought I would post this little quiz that I found over at One for the Road.

Bass

(100% dark & bitter, 33% working class, 100% genuine)


So the deal with this test is that each taker, based on his or her scores, is assigned a beer that fits their personality (Corona, Bud Select, and so on), and along with the personality description, there's a poster or an ad for that beer. As you can imagine, most of the images feature booty models, sports cars, or, maybe even more depressing, retro kitsch.


It's a testament to Bass Ale, and therefore to YOU, that when I went to look for ads for Bass, all I found was this. An ad from 1937. Bass is legit, and if your scores are true, so are you. I tip my glass to that.


Personality-wise, you have refined tastes (after all, Bass is kind of expensive), but you know how to savor what you get. Your personality isn't exactly bubbly, but you're well-liked by your close circle of friends. Your sense of humor is rather dark, but that's just another way to say sophisticated, right? Cheers.




My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 81% on dark
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 6% on workingclass
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 68% on genuine
Link: The If You Were A Beer Test written by gwendolynbooks on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

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April 08, 2006

Eh, it couldn't have been Ride On?

Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC
"Back in black, I hit the sack, I've been too long, I'm glad to be back"

Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos.
But each time you stage your comeback, it's even better than the last!

What's Your Theme Song?

As stolen from my wife.

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January 25, 2006

Bet you didn't know that!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Contagion!

  1. Contagionicide is the killing of Contagion.
  2. Contagion has a bifurcated penis.
  3. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Contagion.
  4. Contagion cannot jump.
  5. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Contagion for the rest of the day.
  6. Only fifty-five percent of women wash their hands after using Contagion!
  7. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Contagion on New Year's Day.
  8. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Contagion!
  9. In 1982 Time Magazine named Contagion its 'Man of the Year'.
  10. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Contagion, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
I am interested in - do tell me about

Now, put your mind in the gutter and re-read that. It's even more amusing

As blatently stolen from TIG.

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January 22, 2006

My own cult... hmmm.

You Are 90% Weird
You're more than quirky, you're downright strange. But you're also strangely compelling, like a cult leader.
How Weird Are You?

As found over at That's Not Very Nice.

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January 20, 2006

See... I are S-M-R-T smart.


Get Your Drunk Personality at LiquidGeneration.com!

I figured if T1G could handle this quiz, so could I.

And he was the violent drunk!

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January 14, 2006

So I'm not in touch with my feelings.

Your EQ is
60
50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick! 51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese. 71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely. 91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that. 111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt. 131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin. 150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar.
What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?

Stole this quiz from Richmond. Makes you wonder how I function in the world doesn't it?

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January 13, 2006

Get over your bad self

You Have a Choleric Temperament
You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things. Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life. You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation.

You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon.
Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall.
You're an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others.

At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults.
Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion.
A bit of a misanthrope, you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior.

What Temperment Are You?

Stolen from CalTechGirl (CTG).

On a side note, does anyone else besides me notice she has an unhealthy addiction to quizes. I mean c'mon I gave Tammi crap over candles, but CTG will put up 20394203759348593487 quizes in a day. I love you CTG... not in that romantic way, but in that your husband will kick my arse kind of way.

UPDATE: I'm officially adopting CTG as a blog sister: Bou, Harvey, Grau (post mortem) I expect full acceptance. Who wants a family tree that forks anyways.

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January 02, 2006

Don't these kind of contrast?

How You Life Your Life
You tend to deprive yourself of things you crave, for your own good. You say whatever is on your mind. Other people's reactions don't phase you. You tend to have one best friend you hang with, as opposed to many aquaintences. Some of your past dreams have disappointed you, but you don't let it get you down.
How Do You Live Your Life?

AND

You're A Crazy Drunk
When you drink, you get wrecked - and it ain't pretty.
What Kind of Drunk Are You?

I'm not saying these are accurate, but my wife looked at them and wondered how detailed the questions where.

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December 23, 2005

Surprised?

Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With Coal
You haven't been *that* naughty this year
Santa is just screwing with you
What Will Be In Your Christmas Stocking?

'Tis the season. On my daily rounds I noticed that CalTechGirl had taken this quiz, I thought to myself. Hmmm, I wonder if I can score anything other then coal and answer honestly. I guess not.

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December 15, 2005

Sensitivity Class Paid off!


Christmas Naughty or Nice List

I am on the The Nice List

After checking the North Pole database I had :

1,626 nice entries
427 naughty entries
Check your name on the Christmas Naughty or Nice List at JokesUnlimited.com

Blatently stolen from CalTechGirl.

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November 04, 2005

Your goram right!

You scored as Capt. Mal Reynolds. The Captain. You are the captain of the ship, so the crew are your responsibility. You just want to do the job, get paid and keep flying. Why is that always so hard?

Capt. Mal Reynolds

88%

The Operative

75%

Zoe Alleyne Washburne

75%

River Tam

69%

Jayne Cobb

63%

Hoban 'Wash' Washburne

63%

Inara Serra

56%

Simon Tam

56%

Kaylee (Kaywinnet Lee) Frye

38%

Shepherd Derrial Book

19%

Which Serenity character are you?
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I found this over at Refractional Darkness, being a Firefly/Serenity fan I had to take it. Since I always tend to come out the worst possible result in these quizes, I'm kind of surprised that I turned out to be Mal, not that I'm complaining. I just figured I would have been Jayne.

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October 28, 2005

I am my own enemy.

King Edward I
You scored 75 Wisdom, 81 Tactics, 53 Guts, and 60 Ruthlessness!
Or rather, King Edward the Longshanks if you've seen Braveheart. You, like Edward, are incredibly smart and shrewd, but you win at any costs.... William Wallace died at his hands after a fierce Scottish rebellion against his reign. Despite his reputation though, Longshanks had the best interests of his people at heart. But God help you if you got on his bad side.



My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 88% on Unorthodox
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 82% on Tactics
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 42% on Guts
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 86% on Ruthlessness
Link: The Which Historic General Are You Test written by dasnyds on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

I saw this over at There's one, only and had to take it. You all know my love of history... What surprises me is that being a Scottish Re-enactor, I scored as the most brutal butcherer of Scots.

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October 27, 2005

I think I would burst first.

To drink my weight, I would have to chug 315 bottles of beer!
How big is your beer belly?
Powered by the mighty Rum and Monkey.

For those of you that are beer challenged, that is 13 cases of 24-12 oz PLUS three more bottles. The most beer I drank in one day was almost 3 cases. That was back in college when I used to drink and not the light weight I am today.

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September 29, 2005

Because everyone else is doing it.

You are a

Social Liberal
(61% permissive)

and an...

Economic Conservative
(71% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Libertarian




Link: The Politics Test on OkCupid Free Online Dating
Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test

That's about where I figured I would end up. That's probably not a surprise to any one that stops by here regularly or who has met me.

Stolen from too many places to list.

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September 22, 2005

Loonie Loonie Loonie!

I'm Caligula!
Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.
Third Emperor of Rome and ruler of one of the most powerful empires of all time, your common name means "little boots". Although you only reigned for four years, brief even by Roman standards, you still managed to garner a reputation as a cruel, extravagant and downright insane despot. Your father died in suspicious circumstances, you were not the intended heir, and one of your first acts as Emperor was to force the suicide of your father-in-law. Your sister Drusilla died that same year; faced with allegations that your relationship with her had been incestuous, you responded, bafflingly, by declaring her a god.

You revived a number of unpopular traditions, including auctions of properties left over from public shows. When a senator fell asleep at one such auction, you took each of his nods as bids, selling him 13 gladiators for a vast sum. You attempted to have your horse, Incitatus, made into a consul and hence one of the most powerful figures in Rome. It was granted a marble stable with jewels and a staff of servants. At one point you forced your comrade Macro to kill himself - in much the same vein as your father-in-law - accusing him of being his wife's pimp. You, of course, were having an affair with said wife at the time.

Things went from bad to worse. When supplies of condemned men ran short in the circus, you had innocent spectators dragged into the arena with the lions to fill their place. You claimed mastery of the sea by walking across a three-mile bridge of boats in the Bay of Naples; kissed the necks of your lovers, whispering sweet nothings like "This lovely neck will be chopped as soon as I say so,"; dallied with your sister's lover and made her pull her unborn child out of her womb prematurely. Towards the end of your reign, you had a golden statue of yourself made and dressed each day in the same clothes you yourself wore. When you eventually died, the terrified people of Rome refused to believe that such a cruel reign could ever end, and believed you to be alive for years afterwards.


Blog Momma-Sis Bou had this quiz. Since I am a historical Re-enactor and amature historian, I just had to take it. However, for the record I have never, EVER bedded my own sister... your sister, maybe when I was in college... but that was a long time ago! :)

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September 20, 2005

Am I Evil, Yes I am!


How evil are you?

I was over at Jenna Thomas-McKie's and she had this quiz. I haven't done a quiz in a while so I thought why not. I answered honestly thinking I would get "you are good with evil tendancies", not the above.

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August 27, 2005

A Quiz for Saturday.



John Wayne
You scored 57% Tough, 4% Roguish, 28% Friendly, and 14% Charming!

You, my friend, are a man's man, the original true grit, one tough talking, swaggering son of a bitch. You're not a bad guy, on the contrary, you're the ultimate good guy, but you're one tough character, rough and tumble, ready for anything. You call the shots and go your own way, and if some screwy dame is willing to accept your terms, that's just fine by you. Otherwise, you'll just hit the open trail and stay true to yourself. You stand up for what you believe and can handle any situation, usually by rushing into the thick of the action. You're not polished and you're not overly warm, but you're a straight shooter and a real stand up guy. Co-stars include Lauren Bacall and Maureen O'Hara, tough broads who can take care of themselves.

Find out what kind of classic dame you'd make by taking the Classic Dames Test.









My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


















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You scored higher than 95% on Tough





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You scored higher than 4% on Roguish





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You scored higher than 49% on Friendly





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You scored higher than 17% on Charming
Link: The Classic Leading Man Test written by gidgetgoes on Ok Cupid

Aptly stolen from Kathy of Cake Eater Chronicles.

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August 03, 2005

I'm a naughty boy!


My life is rated NC-17.
What is your life rated?

Blatantly stolen from CalTechGirl

Actually I think someone is giving me more credit then I deserve. I don't think my life is all that.... interesting.

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June 29, 2005

Time for a Quiz

Your IQ Is 130
Your Logical Intelligence is Genius Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional Your General Knowledge is Genius
A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

I saw this over at Susie's and thought I should give it a try. ummm, yea okay what ever. But it was very entertaining.

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June 21, 2005

Too busy to post anything real quiz time.

1985 by Bowling for Soup
"Where's the mini-skirt made of snakeskin? And who's the other guy that's singing in Van Halen? When did reality become T.V.? What ever happened to sitcoms, game shows?"

You took the bitter with the sweet in 2004 - and kept laughing.

What 2004 Hit Song Are You?


Which Family Guy character are you?

Neither one of these actually surprises me all that much. I was going to post a little something more substantial before my hegira from mentoring. Unfortunately my brain is stuck in work mode, so all I can think of are boring topics like "Who's going to do my TPS reports while I'm gone?" and "Will my minions actually do anything, besides have a party, in my absence?". Eh, I guess I find out next Monday.

It's going to be a long Four days in Chicago with out my family and all of you. I don't own a laptop so I can't blog from the hotel. However I should have some interesting stories for everyone when I get back. I expect you all to be on your best behavour while I'm away. I wont mention names, but some of you tend to be a little... rambunctious in nature.

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