August 19, 2005

Words of wisdom

Duct tape is like the Force--It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together


There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.


Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.


There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

and Finally

No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously

These words of wisdom were dutifully stolen from various sources.

Posted by Contagion in Humor at August 19, 2005 11:15 AM | TrackBack

Duct tape cool. Makes for cool clothing.

1. The man's always wrong. 2. It's always the man's fault. 3. You'll never win.

Hmm, wear a depends to bed. Keep mattress clean.

Farting leads to pooping like kissing leads to sex like hobbies lead to mental illness.

I never take what men say too seriously:)


Posted by: Graumagus at August 19, 2005 04:23 PM