Miasmatic Review

Paris Hilton, an alien?!?!?

I’m not a Paris Hilton fan. I think she’s an unattractive skank-ho. That wasn’t very nice of me, okay, I retract that; she’s an unattractive skank. I have no proof people have paid her for sex, so I really can’t legitimately make that accusation. Graumagus and I have discussed this, and he thinks she looks like a grey.

I think we have proof that she is actually an alien. Her face never changes! I don’t know if they doctored the photos much, but it looks like they just lined them up. That is what makes this very creepy, yet highly amusing.