November 23, 2005

So that's what the difference is.

I've heard a lot of people talking about how some guys have guts to do something, or it took balls to do something. I always thought they where interchangeable... until today. Today I had a minion slip me a piece of paper with the definition of the two on them.

GUTS....is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS.... is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You`re next!!!!"

It took guts for him to give me this at work.

Posted by Contagion in Humor at November 23, 2005 05:14 PM | TrackBack
Comments

If you said that to me I would take said broom and beat the balls off of you!

Posted by: ktreva at November 23, 2005 07:58 PM

Heheheheh.... laughing with Ktreva. I hope.

Posted by: That 1 Guy at November 23, 2005 09:15 PM