December 10, 2005

That's one way to skin a pussy.

Do you hate cats? Have you not found a sport you felt you could really enjoy? Then I have a surprise for you. Wisconsin Divorced Men’s Club Organizes First Ever Cat-Olympics. From the state that originally legalized feral cat hunting, we have an organized event all men can enjoy.

Divorced dad Elvis Weems elaborates:

"Well, they wouldn't let us hunt cats like we wanted, so we did the next best thing. We have over a dozen events planned this August in Oshkosh, including the tabby-hammer toss, cat fishing, cat-put, cat-a-pult and kitty-discus, to name a few! Should be exciting. We can get our rocks off in spite of the fact we can't hunt cats, so this is the next best thing!"

This comes from Oshkosh, Wisconsin, that isn’t too far from my house; I may have to enter my wife’s cat, Gertrude! I’m kidding, hun, I’m kidding. Well…

Posted by Contagion in General assholery at December 10, 2005 10:13 AM | TrackBack

Touch my cat and that's the last pussy you'll ever see.

Posted by: ktreva at December 10, 2005 11:08 AM

A good cat is a dead cat!

I am looking forward to next years event!

Posted by: Machelle at December 12, 2005 09:57 AM

I've got 3 cats that I can't WAIT to take to this!

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