December 14, 2005

Good evening gentle-people.

Hello! Did you miss me? Of course you did! I don’t know why I even asked as you wouldn’t be here if you didn’t miss me. As some of you may have remembered I was away at sensitivity class for the last two days. Golly gee that was fun. Not only was I able to see the errors of my ways, I also made some new friends. One of them is the president her local chapter of PETA. We spent a lot of quality time talking to one another over the last two days. I also was able to spend a lot of time with a nice anti-gun Chicago Democrat. I sure learned a lot from her as well. Why? Well I was sitting between the two of them.

It sure was nice getting to know them. Before you ask, no they where not what I would consider physically attractive, but the both were beautiful individuals in their own way. My life has been greatly improved by sharing time with the both of them AND learning from our discussions. They made some very interesting and valid points that have changed the way I view the world.

Since I just got back, I’m pretty tired and I want to spend some time with the boys. I’ll type up the rest tomorrow.

Oh, and before I forget. Thank you. Thank you all for stopping by and taking time out of your busy days just to visit me. I appreciate your kindness.

Posted by Contagion in Bullshite at December 14, 2005 07:02 PM | TrackBack

Who are you and what have you done with Contagion?

Posted by: Sarah at December 14, 2005 07:16 PM

You know, when you start having delusions, it's time to go to the hospital.

Posted by: caltechgirl at December 14, 2005 07:17 PM

There be something smelling a whole lot like Bull S*** 'round here.

Maybe you could have showered after spending time around the hippies.

Posted by: phin at December 14, 2005 07:27 PM

Yikes... did part of your sensitivity training involve being drugged while strapped into a chair with your eyelids pinned open while being shown scenes of the horrors of being non-sensitive?

Posted by: Shadoglare at December 14, 2005 08:00 PM

ok, which book did you copy this out of and why? Trying to give everyone a good shock right before Christmas? No, I don't believe a word of it... other than I think you are a GREAT actor.

Posted by: vw bug at December 14, 2005 08:10 PM

Dear new Contagion,

I am glad you are have started the holiday season out right, please tell me how many jack and cokes you had before writing this, because that is how many I will need to make it through the week...

Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at December 14, 2005 08:15 PM

Wow. They have drugs for that now, you know... or maybe that's what the problem is... ;-)

Posted by: Bou at December 14, 2005 08:44 PM

Dear lord! What have they done to you Herk? I think you need an intervention, an anti-sensitivity intervention!

Posted by: oddybobo at December 14, 2005 11:22 PM

As the official blogo-representative of PCness, I would like to welcome you to the new world. It is good to see you enjoying your new life, but please refrain from using phrases like "out with the boys," as that is sexist and cannot be permitted.

Posted by: Ogre at December 15, 2005 06:09 AM

Your going back to sensitivity training class arn't you?

Especially after sitting between 2 hippies.

Posted by: Machelle at December 15, 2005 07:28 AM

Sorry about the mess, but I just puked.

Posted by: That 1 Guy at December 15, 2005 08:02 AM

I'm really glad I put on my boots before I stopped by today.

Posted by: TxAFbrat at December 15, 2005 10:22 AM

Checking under your bed for a pod.

Posted by: Raging Mom at December 15, 2005 10:43 AM

Holy Crap!!
Will the REAL Contagion please stand up...please stand up...please stand up

Posted by: spurs at December 15, 2005 10:46 AM

Suggested pickup lines, should you ever be in a similar situation:

"Democrats: the other white meat."

"Kittens? I LOVE kittens! Especially with a nice butter sauce."

Or you could just jab an icepick into your skull repeatedly. That's what I would do.

Posted by: physics geek at December 15, 2005 02:24 PM

Okay, everyone back slowly toward the door.....

Posted by: Wes at December 15, 2005 03:37 PM

Sorry, Wes, but if you're in my way to the door, I'm running your ass over!

Posted by: That 1 Guy at December 15, 2005 09:41 PM

If I'm in your way, I'd deserve it. I just don't want to startle him into singing "Born Free" and hugging everybody. If that starts, I'm divin' out the damned window!

Posted by: Wes at December 16, 2005 11:40 PM