December 16, 2005

My name is not John.

Just a few minutes ago I was getting clone ready for bed. I had taken his clothes off and was getting his sleeper when in one swift motion he pulls his unit out of his diaper and very proudly states, “Dada, I pee!”

He then proceeds to urinate on me.

He was so proud of his accomplishment. I, however, was more disturbed by the fact that he thought it was okay to pee on me. Needless to say after cleaning him, the floor and myself up he went to bed with a stern talking to about where and when to pee

Posted by Contagion in Family Life at December 16, 2005 08:27 PM | TrackBack

I shall now refer to you a Sweet Lou.

Posted by: phin at December 16, 2005 08:54 PM

What a pisser, eh?

Heheh... I'm not laughing at you or Phin's comment. It's customary to laugh WITH you. So I will. Heheheh...

Posted by: That 1 Guy at December 16, 2005 10:28 PM

*spits beer out of mouth*
It's just funny O.K......
It's just funny`...
How was the aim???

Posted by: spurs at December 16, 2005 11:28 PM


How many times have I heard you threaten to pee on someone, and THAT happens? I won't lie, I'm laughin' atcha! ;)

Posted by: Wes at December 16, 2005 11:29 PM


Posted by: VW Bug at December 17, 2005 07:41 AM

Hey, look on the bright side: Clone could have said "Dada, I POO!" and have had the explosive shits....

Posted by: Graumagus at December 18, 2005 12:52 PM

You have made my day and I thank thee!


Posted by: Machelle at December 19, 2005 09:55 AM

LMAO! Oh man, that sucks. Oh, and I am laughing at you too! none of this sensitive crap for me.

Posted by: oddybobo at December 19, 2005 11:54 AM