October 13, 2005

The scourge of the north?

When I first saw this story, I couldn’t believe it. I figured stuff like this would be over with once Randy Moss was gone and all the bad publicity from Mike Tice scalping Super Bowl tickets. Between the other problems the Minnesota Vikings have, they really didn’t need this kick in the bad publicity department.

To be honest, this may be what pulls the team together. Usually when groups of guys go out, the “Man Code” comes in to play. The Sergeant Schultz clause states: No matter what happens, you saw nutting! (Unless it’s the guys I’m hanging out with, then it’s only a matter of days before my wife finds out everything that happened).

On a lighter note, could you imagine what a 911 call on this would sound like?

911: 911 where’s your emergency?

Caller: We are out on Lake Minnetonka and are being attacked by Vikings. They are raping and pillaging the passengers as we speak.

911: Really? Vikings huh? Let me see if we can get Harold of Wessex to repel them.

Posted by Contagion in Football at October 13, 2005 12:36 PM | TrackBack

It's not surprising at all. What would be absolutely SHOCKING is if the team or the NFL did anything to ANYONE who broke any laws. No, there will be certain cash payoffs and all will be "forgotten" and the team will just go on as if nothing had happened...and it will continue.

Posted by: Ogre at October 13, 2005 10:59 AM

What? I can't hear you, I am in the kitchen.

Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at October 14, 2005 12:30 AM