January 14, 2006
Men of the world, UNITE!
Men, are you tired of your wives pushing you around? Do you think that maybe there is some conspiracy to control your life? If so, I've discovered the organization for you:
They also provided me with this helpful little list:
Top 5 Reasons You're Going to Sleep on the Couch Tonight, Jack:1. Your wife says you snore too loud (we both know you don't snore).
2. Your wife thinks you sided with her mother in an argument.
3. You made a playful, completely harmless joke about "doing" the nanny.
4. The nanny wears that smoking hot bikini of hers to the pool and your wife catches you scoping her out. Damn it.
5. You decide to sleep on the couch just to teach your wife a lesson (tactical error moron, she'd rather sleep by herself).
I'd like to add number 6 to the list.
6. You got into an arguement with your wife while drinking and ended up there. IE last night.
Posted by Contagion in Humor at January 14, 2006 09:28 AM | TrackBackWow. I've never banished my spouse to the couch. I've picked up my stuff and went there, but only when he's been sick. We have a king size bed. I'm not big. It can feel like I'm sleeping alone. Y'all need bigger beds!
Posted by: Bou at January 14, 2006 05:58 PMI wanted to get the book for my hubby, but decided he might not see the humor. ;-)
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