January 21, 2006

Force Farce

You always hear about those feuds where two neighbors don’t get along. Now imagine if you will if Obi-wan Kenobi and Jareth the Goblin King not only lived next door to each other, but also were feuding. To make it even more interesting, lets just pretend that Jareth has given up his Goblin king ways and has become a goat farmer. (Hey, it could happen!)

Jareth’s goats just won’t stay out of Obi-wan’s yard. This has been an on going feud for a while now. I bet your just wondering what that might look like. WELL I HAVE THE ANSWER FOR YOU!


Thanks to a blogless friend of mine that keeps sending me all these things.

Posted by Contagion in Humor at January 21, 2006 11:03 AM | TrackBack

I'm sickened... how many innocent goats are suffering because of these two fueding?

Just because you have supernatural powers doesn't give you the right to harm animals...

Posted by: That 1 Guy at January 21, 2006 12:18 PM

Uh... yes it does!

Posted by: Contagion at January 21, 2006 12:22 PM


Posted by: vw bug at January 21, 2006 06:10 PM

At least it's not lightning bolts

Posted by: caltechgirl at January 21, 2006 07:42 PM

Lightning bolts + goats = tasty Greek cuisine... mmmm... flash fried goat...

Posted by: Wes at January 21, 2006 11:08 PM

... Then you can use the leftovers for good ole Scottish chili! ;^)

Posted by: Wes at January 21, 2006 11:09 PM

Am I smelling a new blogson in the offing for you?

Figure if he can SEND you all that crap, he can darn well post it himself :-)

Posted by: Harvey at January 23, 2006 06:57 AM