January 30, 2006

I Want to Join the Bad Example Clan Because

Why do I want to be in the Bad Example Clan? Because I am the one and only unwanted stump in the Bad Example Family. By joining all the online organizations I can find, I can fool myself into believing that people actually like me and want me around. My psychologically unstable personality dictates that I must join, especially since (in Harvey’s own words) I’m already a member of the Bad Example family they have to let me in.

This is a good thing, I would hate to have to beg people to vouch for me. I think I’d end up sitting in the corner all by myself smearing lipstick on my face while I wrote names on my list. Well okay I wouldn’t do that because A) I could never find a shade of lipstick I liked, er wait I mean I’d never wear lipstick. 2) Writing a list just sounds like work D) I’d probably be too drunk to write.

(It’s a joke people; I don’t wear lipstick nor make lists… Really, I don’t!)

Posted by Contagion in Shenanigans at January 30, 2006 07:31 PM | TrackBack

But then you could save Billy Madison!

Posted by: Sissy at January 30, 2006 08:12 PM

I hate to burst your bubble - but I love ya to death dude. Seriously.

Ok - maybe those 4 or 8 beers I had for dinner are influencing me but seriously - I love you dude!!!!


Posted by: Tammi at January 30, 2006 11:42 PM

Again with the mental imagery! lol! And I am sure that Ktreva would take the lipstick away from you before you got too out of hand....

Posted by: Richmond at January 31, 2006 05:39 AM

Yeah, Tammi's been drinkin' again :-)

Posted by: Harvey at January 31, 2006 06:40 AM

hello how are you? Do you feel alright?

Posted by: ArmyWifeToddlerMom at January 31, 2006 07:45 AM

Sissy: Excellent job picking up the reference.

Tammi: I love it when you drink, you lie so free and easily. :)

Richmond: You are welcome!

AWTM: uh, I'm right here, it's been less then 24 hours since I posted, quit wishing me into an early grave!

Posted by: Contagion at January 31, 2006 08:11 AM

Don't be so modest, crimson berries would be an excellent color for you!

Posted by: oddybobo at January 31, 2006 08:19 AM