February 24, 2006

Perfect Angel

Last weekend I had a chance to meet the incredibly entertaining Oddybobo. Today I read long list of places she’s been kicked out of. I’m sorry, but I have a hard time believing the two are the same person. Then again, people do mature as they get older and lose their wild ways.

I would take some time to share stories with all of you, but I was the perfect child growing up. Not once did I get in trouble. Never did I get into a fight. I was never suspended from school, kicked off the bus or even sent to detention. My parents could trust me alone and not worry about anything bad happening. My only run-ins with the law, other then traffic violations, happened while I was in college and I was a victim of circumstances.

Well, there was that one thing when I was younger. I’ve never admitted this before, but I feel now is the time to share. When I was 12 I once drank milk directly from the carton. There, I admitted it. I’m so ashamed of myself. You can see why I never told anyone.

I’m sorry, I have to go call my parents and admit to what I did. Hopefully they will forgive me.

Posted by Contagion in Stories about me. at February 24, 2006 04:47 PM | TrackBack

You should have listed this post under "bullshite"

Posted by: ktreva at February 24, 2006 08:34 PM

Hey, I believe you. I was much the same, only my big sin was sticking my finger in the brownie batter once when I was three. I knew better, but I did it anyway.

Like you, it's haunted me since... I still wake up evenings screaming for forgiveness.

Posted by: That 1 Guy at February 25, 2006 04:54 AM

The milk bandit strikes again.

Posted by: Dr. Phat Tony at February 25, 2006 12:18 PM

You're a carton drinker???

Degenerate! :-P

Posted by: Harvey at February 25, 2006 02:20 PM

I'm one and the same. While I admit that I am wildly entertaining, I have done things to make even you blush. I am not sure if I have matured or just managed to keep myself from yet another "Kicked Out" situation. I forgot one. I was kicked out of Walmart too. All over a box of soap powder, my husband was sooo embarassed!

Posted by: oddybobo at February 26, 2006 05:36 PM

What about the mattress-tag removal incident? I suppose you're going to deny that one?

Posted by: Ogre at February 28, 2006 10:08 AM