Miasmatic Review: Guilt

March 05, 2006

Guilt

Welll, I fell bad. I have, er had, 6 Murphy's Pint size IRish Stouts, and 8 Guinness Draught cans today that realy needed to be drank. I'm helping Ogre celecbrate teh month of sain't Patricks. Unfortunately my normale drinking buddies where preoccupied, thus I had to drink them myself. That is where the guilt comes in. Is it selfish of me to drink alll this good beer myself if theyh don't bother checking to see if I need help, or is it selfish of me not to inform them that I have the free beer and drink it all myself?!?

Either way its gone, and I'm feeling.. er, uh, mellow. My wife, Ktreva, is already yellng at me about not taking care fo the boys. I tried to tell her to shut her sas mouth, but that only recieved a whack across the back of my head with a frying pan. Thank god, for all those times lil'Joe used to hit me with a baseball bat. Due to that, I was able to shurg it off.

Posted by Contagion in Bullshite at March 5, 2006 06:00 PM | TrackBack

Comments

Thank you for helping celebrate! It is good to celebrate, but since Ktreva complained about "taking care" of the boys, perhaps you should share the beer with them next time...just a thought...

Posted by: Ogre at March 5, 2006 06:12 PM

Clone kept asking me to try my "chocolate pop". (That's Soda or coke to you southerners) Ktreva didn't find it amusing I told him he had to wait a year or two before he could "sample".

Posted by: Contagion at March 5, 2006 06:50 PM

I'm on my fifth Newcastle Brown Ale as we speak...

Yeah, I know, damn anglish (spit!)

Good beer though.

Posted by: Graumagus at March 5, 2006 08:04 PM

Well, then! Tag, you are it!

Posted by: oddybobo at March 6, 2006 09:34 AM

Why didn't you tell us about your fall?

I mean you said "I fell bad"

so where is the story behind it?

Posted by: Machelle at March 6, 2006 12:02 PM

He did. Didn't you read that part about the 14 beers? Can YOU drink 14 beers and NOT fall?