April 01, 2006

A Sequal worth watching?

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At no point did I ever think to myself, “Hey, I want to go see that Brokeback movie”. However, after seeing this poster I’m thinking of possibly going to see the sequal. I can just picture it now. Jessica Alba and Halle Berry out in the woods, rubbing each other down with sunscreen. One thing leads to another, the next thing you know they are tongue wrestling. Flash to a seen where Eva Longoria is bathing in a lake, Sara Foster comes up and helps her wash her back, her hands drift below the surface of the water. Eva glances over her shoulder, a coy smirk on her face. Sara starts to…

…sorry I got a little carried away there. You get the idea. I think I’m going to go wake my wife up now for some, uh… back washing.

Posted by Contagion in General assholery at April 1, 2006 09:12 AM | TrackBack
Comments

that is hilarious,and I do think it would be popular

Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at April 1, 2006 09:36 AM

This would hit the top ten moneymaker list in one weekend.

Posted by: Graumagus at April 1, 2006 09:59 AM

Yeah, tell me again it's all about the art!

;-)

Posted by: Tammi at April 1, 2006 11:26 AM

Um, sorry, I'm to busy dreaming to comment.

Posted by: Tige at April 1, 2006 02:30 PM

Yes, yes, oh god yes.... ;^)

Posted by: Wes at April 2, 2006 06:16 PM

Yowza!!!

Posted by: jimmyb at April 3, 2006 06:56 AM

I might watch it.

Many, many, times.

Posted by: t1g at April 3, 2006 08:35 AM

Eh. I can find better girl-on-girl on the internet for free :-)

Posted by: Harvey at April 4, 2006 01:50 PM