August 11, 2006

Stupid plants!

I really hate mowing the lawn. The last time I mowed was July 24th. I just finished returning my yard back to a lawn and not a natural prairie state. It only took an hour and a half with 6 yard bags. (If I did it weekly I can get it into 2.5 bags.) What makes it worse is that just as I finished mowing I received a ticket from the Department of Natural Resources for destroying a prairie restoration area.

I’m going to go have a drink now.

Posted by Contagion in Bullshite at August 11, 2006 04:45 PM | TrackBack

What you need is BloodSpite's Low maintenance Artificial Yard Substitute And Benefit Organizational Tool. We call it "LAYSABOuT" for short.

For starters you need some simple but neccesarry items.

Item 1: 90 yards of concrete
Item 2: 40 gallons of John Deere Green paint

Some assembly required.

Posted by: BloodSpite at August 12, 2006 07:04 PM