Miasmatic Review

Where's the beer?

I’m sorry but tonight’s beer review is being postponed. Not because I don’t have any beer, quite to the contrary I definitely I have a beer to review. It’s the fact that I have a tremendous head cold. Mixing Nyquil and beer doesn’t bother me, hell my home remedy for a head cold is 1 part Jack Daniels, one part Nyquil and a Tavist-D. It’s a time tested concoction that makes the pressure in your head disappear.

So why am I not doing a beer review? Simply it is because of snot. That’s right snot. The review would be:

Aroma: This beer has the strong heady scent of snot with a mix of hops, barley malts and boogers.

Taste: The absolutely wonderful scent is only enhanced by the flavor of snot with a nice roasted malt background. Unfortunately the taste of snot over runs everything else.

Mouth feel: Tonight’s beer is a medium bodied lager that drinks easily. It leaves an interesting coating in the mouth and throat that is very mucus like. This helps the snot aftertaste linger.

Sadly enough, I actually drank one of the beers in order to try to review it. The above is pretty much what I got out of it. Since I’m pretty sure that the beer does NOT have a snot like taste of scent, I’m going to wait until this head cold clears up before doing this weeks review.

Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to go get a Snot-Coke to help wash the Snot-beer taste out of my mouth.