May 05, 2007

Cinco De Mayo.

Today is Cinco De Mayo. I was going to go into a long history as to what this holiday actually celebrates, especially since there is some confusion about it. After much though, I figured why bother. Letís face it; Cinco De Mayo in America is pretty much just like St Patrickís Day.

It is just another day for single guys to attempt to score with drunk hot chic.

Except today itís a hot Latino chic, while St. Patrickís is a hot Irish chic.

So to all my single friends out thereÖ happy hunting. And remember: tip your wingman well.

Posted by Contagion in General assholery at May 5, 2007 07:57 AM | TrackBack

To quote (well i cant type in the old philospoher cause of a spam filter but just rent Real Genius and Val Kilmers character sez it)...."I Drank What?"

Posted by: Bruce Wayne at May 9, 2007 08:38 PM