Miasmatic Review

Prepare yourselves.

It’s not the effects of global warming increasing severe storms we have to worry about, it’s the thawing of the bloodthirsty possums that is going to undo all of us! For those of you that aren’t aware of what I’m talking about, let me give you some details.

An ancient Breed of Bloodthirsty possums were responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs. I don’t care what they say about an asteroid slamming into the earth or global warming, it was these possums.

When the next ice age came along, the possums went into a deep hibernation. They have been undisturbed for years. Now with global warming, they are waking up.

If you think I’m kidding, just watch this short documentary of an attack on a research station in Alaska.