June 02, 2007

Prepare yourselves.

Itís not the effects of global warming increasing severe storms we have to worry about, itís the thawing of the bloodthirsty possums that is going to undo all of us! For those of you that arenít aware of what Iím talking about, let me give you some details.

An ancient Breed of Bloodthirsty possums were responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs. I donít care what they say about an asteroid slamming into the earth or global warming, it was these possums.

When the next ice age came along, the possums went into a deep hibernation. They have been undisturbed for years. Now with global warming, they are waking up.

If you think Iím kidding, just watch this short documentary of an attack on a research station in Alaska.


Posted by Contagion in Bullshite at June 2, 2007 07:57 AM | TrackBack
Comments

This made me realize the 5 minutes should be the maximum running time for ANY low-budget horror film.

They're excellent at that length :-)

Posted by: Harvey at June 4, 2007 11:12 PM