Miasmatic Review

Prepare yourselves.

It�s not the effects of global warming increasing severe storms we have to worry about, it�s the thawing of the bloodthirsty possums that is going to undo all of us! For those of you that aren�t aware of what I�m talking about, let me give you some details.

An ancient Breed of Bloodthirsty possums were responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs. I don�t care what they say about an asteroid slamming into the earth or global warming, it was these possums.

When the next ice age came along, the possums went into a deep hibernation. They have been undisturbed for years. Now with global warming, they are waking up.

If you think I�m kidding, just watch this short documentary of an attack on a research station in Alaska.