June 05, 2007


Tonight I get home with the boys after work. As we were unloading some groceries from the trick three girls came walking down our street. They were all 15-17 years old, wearing tight black jeans, and corsets or mesh shirts you could see their bras through. They were all dressed in typical Goth black and blood red. Their hair had been dyed black with blood red streaks in it. Boopie was staring at them pretty hard.

Not because of what they were wearing or how goofy they looked, it was because they what they were wearing was tight and revealing. It didn’t help that the girls were pretty. I think Boopie’s chin was on his chest and he was about to start drooling. The girls were pretty full of themselves and were strutting their stuff. They were also being your typical Goth girls, you know “look at us, we’re different.” At this point I couldn’t help myself.

As the girls passed in front of my house, I yelled out, “Boopie, don’t look at the girls! They’re EEEEEEEEEEEVIL!” Then I proceeded to keep saying they are evil while and laughing as they walked by. At which point their faces were as red as their hair, they started to hurry up and I they were mouthing stuff off to me. Boopie turned beet red and ran into the house. I turned around to see that my new neighbors were staring at me. I just pointed to the girls and said, “I didn’t want my son looking at the girls. THEY ARE EVIL!”

For the record, that was a triple score. 1 point for embarrassing Boopie, 1 point for pissing off the Goth girls, and 1 point for scaring the new neighbors. It’s a good night.

Posted by Contagion in General assholery at June 5, 2007 06:19 PM | TrackBack

A triple score...that's impressive. The only way that could have worked out better is if one of them had been the neighbor's kid.

Posted by: Jabbah at June 5, 2007 09:08 PM

That would have rocked!

Posted by: Contagion at June 6, 2007 06:27 AM

I love mocking goths.

Posted by: Graumagus at June 6, 2007 12:38 PM

LOL! :-D

Posted by: Wes at June 7, 2007 06:09 PM

Girls are NOT evil!

They do have cooties, though.

Posted by: Harvey at June 11, 2007 03:38 PM