August 21, 2007

Again into the Breech

I'm off to due battle with one of the most tyrannical powers in the world, the State of Illinois government. Folks, it is my sincere wish that I make it through these trials and tribulations with out harm to myself or others, and that I make it home safe and sound. Alas, I'm a feared that it is not going to happen that way.

From past experience I know that any dealing with Illinois Government for me usually ends up with at least a good shot to my groin.

Wish me luck.

Posted by Contagion in Stories about me. at August 21, 2007 06:39 AM | TrackBack

Is the ILL government even functioning? The last signs I saw said:
No Budget
Illinois Closed due to Lack of Leadership

and was directing all to go around.

Seriously though dude, sucks to be you. Especially when you can't drink away the horrible carnage of what will be your day.

Posted by: Petey at August 21, 2007 08:11 AM

Eh? What are you arguing with them about this time?

Posted by: Shadoglare at August 21, 2007 08:44 AM

And you thought water in the basement was bad...

I have the message all ready for your tombstone:

State of Illinois 1
Contagion 0


Posted by: Teresa at August 21, 2007 12:35 PM

And if you're lucky, you'll kill some of their women and children too!

Oh, wait.
I think I'm a post or two behind, Seamus...

Posted by: Roses at August 22, 2007 08:08 PM