March 29, 2008

Really, that's the best defense you could come up with?

When I saw this headline I thought it was a joke. Man Claims Bigfoot Molested.

A man who claims that he was molested by Bigfoot as a child was ordered to serve 20 years in prison yesterday for his own molestation-related activities...

...Morrill reportedly told an investigator preparing his pre-sentence report that he had been sexually assaulted by the legendary Bigfoot.

Patton said Morrill really believes the assaulted happened. "I take him very seriously because I know Mr. Morill has issues," said Patton.

I've heard of a lot of different defenses. I've heard a lot of different accusations. But Bigfoot molested me as a child is why I molest children is just stupid. Yet, it today's society that may be enough to get the guy an insanity plea.

Posted by Contagion in Things that make me go, "GUH?!?!" at March 29, 2008 11:55 AM | TrackBack

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It has daily reports of messed-up news like this. One of today's headlines is "Man caught on tape having sex with picnic table umbrella."

Posted by: Shadoglare at March 29, 2008 12:12 PM

Maybe he should introduce his Bigfoot to this wombat and they'd quit molesting the rest of the world.

Posted by: Omnibus Driver at April 3, 2008 03:19 PM