April 22, 2008

What day is it?

I heard on the radio itís Earth Day today. Until that moment I really had no clue. Now Iím sure Iím supposed to do something ďgreenĒ to save the planet, but we all know thatís not going to happen. So what have been my activities today?

Umm, put an additional 50 miles on my truck running around town. You know the one with the 5 inch tailpipe and gets 10 miles to the gallon. I have Boopie out cutting up a tree in the backyard. Some plastic bags accidentally blew out of the open windows on my truck during my travels. I bought a bunch of non-recycled plastic stuff. I threw away some aluminum cans. Later tonight Iím going to dump some used motor oil in my backyard in hopes of killing off some plants that just donít seem to want to die.

Yea, I think that is the majority of it.

The Environment. Ignore it, and it will go away.

Posted by Contagion in General assholery at April 22, 2008 06:39 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Nothing for me today, but later this spring I'll be pouring gasoline on anthills.

The beauty of it is that you don't even have to set it on fire to kill those little bastards.

Posted by: Harvey at April 22, 2008 06:15 PM

As you may already know Max our youngest is home on leave for 30 days. They have done several bonfire parties, so our houshold is doing a bangup job of burning the trees.

Posted by: red at April 23, 2008 07:27 AM

I amused myself by going to several "caring friends of Mother Earth" coffeeshops and asking if they had spotted owl sandwiches, and if they could recommend a good place to get my Hummer detailed.

Posted by: LeeAnn at April 23, 2008 09:49 AM

Your blog is green - I think that shows you "care". *grin*

Posted by: Teresa at April 23, 2008 08:44 PM