February 26, 2006

False accusations.

Oh, don't forget to sign my map if you haven't already. If you have, thanks.

I wasn't going to respond to a certain individuals whiney complaining that you all like me more then him. (We all know that's not true, I just don't call you drunks!) But he did accuse me of exiling poor Tammi off the African coast. Just for the record I would never exile anyone anywhere*. Tammi’s self imposed trip off the coast of Africa was due to her desperate need to get away from the cold weather here in Northern Illinois.

Now you all know the truth, Not only is Mr. Whiney rude but the only time you can get an honest word out of him is when he's sober. Considering he's only sober between 7 AM and 9 AM there's not a lot of truth to be had there! Now don't get me wrong, I like T1G. He's a good drinking buddy and tells great stories (mostly BS). But seriously, who believes I have the power to exile anyone?

Thus please: Sign My Map

*Unless, of course, they really pissed me off. Even then I’m more likely to have them decapitated and have their heads mounted on pikes in front of my house as warnings to others.

Posted by Contagion in Shenanigans at February 26, 2006 08:07 AM | TrackBack

Are you related to Dracula?

Posted by: vw bug at February 26, 2006 01:17 PM

You neglect to mention the need for a shovel when ever YOU start tellin' stories!!! ;-)

And just so you know.....I didn't even wear a COAT yesterday!! Oh, I froze my ass off, but I didn't wear a coat. I'm bound and determine to beat this cold thing!!!!!

Posted by: Tammi at February 27, 2006 07:06 AM

What? Are you trying to prove a point here?

Posted by: oddybobo at February 27, 2006 07:40 AM

7 am to 10:30 am, thank you. Don't make me call you a liar, too.

Posted by: Mr. Whiney at February 27, 2006 05:25 PM