March 09, 2006

How to introduce yourself to your new employees.

When being introduced to someone of the opposite sex it is a good idea to not great them by saying, “I’m looking forward to having you under me.”

It could be taken the wrong way.

Fortunately for all that heard, there was much laughter.

Posted by Contagion in Tales from the Work Place at March 9, 2006 04:01 PM | TrackBack


THAT doesn't surprise me at all. You sayin' that I mean.

Oh yeah, this is gonna make for some GREAT stories!!!

Posted by: Tammi at March 9, 2006 01:36 PM

Well, that's fine advice if you prefer to be on bottom...

Posted by: Ogre at March 9, 2006 01:55 PM

*Snicker* Too funny!

Posted by: Oddybobo at March 9, 2006 02:08 PM

LMAO! Typical!

Posted by: caltechgirl at March 9, 2006 03:13 PM

Ha! :)

Posted by: Richmond at March 9, 2006 04:12 PM


Posted by: vw bug at March 9, 2006 06:25 PM

"Will be a pleasure working with you"

SOP...good lawd Contagion...YOU know this! LOL

Posted by: imp at March 9, 2006 06:50 PM

So I guess we know how you got that promotion now.

Posted by: Dr. Phat Tony at March 10, 2006 07:05 AM

LOL yeah - they probably got sick of somebody who was so competent in his position that he can actually talk back when management tries to pull BS.... so obviously he needed to be moved ;)

Posted by: Shadoglare at March 10, 2006 07:22 AM

they usually do laterals as a pre-emptive move before they kick you out anyway. so enjoy the little time you have left before the sexual harassment complaints begin.

Posted by: Anon at March 11, 2006 01:41 PM

Anon, you're so pleasant. I hope you keep coming around. I've always wanted a troll.

Posted by: Contagion at March 11, 2006 06:30 PM