March 31, 2006

Normally I don't believe in this, but in this case...

For all of you conspiracy theorists and fans out there I found a conspiracy so dark, so foul, so immoral that it’s hard to explain. Here’s a brief description of how wrong this is:

“I first discovered their dastardly plot back in high school, but just like when you accidentally walked in on your grandparents having sex -- ugly, sweaty, disgusting sex -- I haven't had the courage to talk about it. Until now.”

I could go more into this conspiracy, but I don’t think I could do the justice of the original post. After reading this, I will tell you, I don’t care if they do have adds like this:

I'll quench her thirst

I’m never drinking from a Gatoraid bottle again!

"The bottle that contains the most popular sports drink on the planet looks like a big, thick, throbbing penis, from the clearly defined and strangely textured head to the perfectly tapered shaft. The only thing missing are a few well-placed veins."

Go over to Basketbawful and check out The Gatorade Conspiracy to see what I’m talking about.

Posted by Contagion in Shenanigans at March 31, 2006 07:27 PM | TrackBack

Yet another reason why i will continue to buy my Gatorade in the powder form

Posted by: BloodSpite at March 31, 2006 07:48 PM

Mmmmmmaria..... uh... what was the post about?

Posted by: That 1 Guy at March 31, 2006 08:15 PM

come to think of it....
I might have to start drinking everything out of a can.

Posted by: Dr. Phat Tony at March 31, 2006 09:35 PM

Dude, if yours looks like that, well, um... you need to go see a doctor...

Posted by: Ogre at April 3, 2006 05:35 AM