May 17, 2006

What's wrong with me?!?!

What the hell. I think I need to adjust my personality. It seems that all of my friends are either moving away, becoming truck drivers, thinking of moving away or have jobs that make it damn near impossible to see them anymore. The only thing they have in common is that they are all friends of mine. This has made for quite a predicament. I need to try to make new friends.

I hate making new friends. It’s like change, and change is bad. That and I’m not good at it. I’m just waiting to see who goes next. I know they all say it's not me, but I know... oh yes, I know!

Posted by Contagion in General assholery at May 17, 2006 05:41 PM | TrackBack
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New friends are such a chore though. It takes months to get them just right and to let the new friend smell wear off, then they up and move or have a kid and they're gone.

Posted by: Dr. Phat Tony at May 17, 2006 06:03 PM

Hmmm... I'll have to keep that in mind after I meet you.

Posted by: vw bug at May 17, 2006 06:46 PM

friends are a pain in the neck, always wanting to borrow your stuff.

Posted by: tommy at May 17, 2006 08:15 PM

Well, I flew OVER you today. On my way to Ann Arbor. Couldn't just jump out of the plane. Sorry.

Posted by: caltechgirl at May 17, 2006 08:15 PM

wanna join the army? That is what it is like....

Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at May 17, 2006 09:35 PM

Did you ever think that it's you? I mean you stated that they are all friends of yours, a common connection.

Maybe they are trying to tell you something?

:P

Posted by: Quality Weenie at May 18, 2006 10:21 AM

You can catch some more friends out in the wild... really.

It does suck trying to tame them, especially the older ones, but it can be done.

Oh, and if you showered more often, chances are you could keep them a little longer. Heheheheheh...

Posted by: That 1 Guy at May 18, 2006 10:43 AM

Some people just can't take a hint, can they? ;)

Posted by: Ogre at May 18, 2006 11:54 AM

I really didn't want to say anything, but now that you mention it......

Posted by: Tammi at May 18, 2006 02:57 PM

Well the deal is... they were NEVER really your friends. They were pretending and we all bought tickets. The shows over now so everyone is going home! ;-)

Posted by: Bou at May 18, 2006 08:05 PM

Well, *I'm* still here... :) (I know, not the same. but still!)

Posted by: Richmond at May 18, 2006 08:13 PM

You have friends with jobs?!?!?!

You need to ditch those loseres!!! ;)

Posted by: jimmyb at May 18, 2006 11:46 PM

Need to shower more often, maybe? Just sayin'...

Posted by: Barb at May 19, 2006 11:46 PM

Don't fret, your truck driver friends will be at Ft. Atkinson. We'll be there friday evening so be sure to have the brews on ice!!!!

Posted by: Red at May 22, 2006 01:02 PM