July 10, 2006

Wallyworld is for hookers?

Over at the Conservative UAW Guy he has a post that confirms my own previous observations regarding Wallyworld and posted Wal-martiquette. Where I went off on the drug using crowd, he goes off on the who-are and who-are in training crowd.

And even though it’s satire, I completely and honestly agree with number 5.

5. And now a note to parents: If you dress up your 6 to 15 old girls like hookers, porn stars and Britney Spears, and drag them through Wal-Mart, you should go to prison.

They are not 28.
They're freakin' kids.

Are you actually TRYING to find kidnappers, stalkers, and child molesters by trolling for them with your offspring as bait, or are you just that f**king stupid and amoral.

I’ve seen way too many young girls, or as I’ve taken to calling them “Probate ho-bait” (Probationary hookers in training) walking around showing off their stuff. Well, okay their pre-development stuff. If I had daughters, and thank the powers that be that I don’t, (Boys make trouble, girls bring it home) there is no chance in hell I would let her out of the house dressed anything like that. The last thing I would want is some 48 year old balding virgin sitting in his bathroom rubbing one off to the mental image of my 12 year old daughter. Apparently some people like the thought of their daughters as cock-candy.

Posted by Contagion in Things that make me go, "GUH?!?!" at July 10, 2006 07:48 AM | TrackBack

I go to pick up my kids this Saturday (they've been at their dad's for the summer visit), and I always hold my breath when my daughter walks off the plane. Invariably, her dad's wife enjoys dressing like one of 'those' (I can't use the 'real' word in same sentence with my daughter.) I'm bringing clothes for her to change into!

Posted by: Mrs_Who at July 10, 2006 08:09 AM

Goes back to 3 year old girls with 'Bratz' parties. I just don't get it. They look like whores. Why would you want your kid to dress up as one and play with them? I'm glad I don't have girls... I don't have to deal with it.

Posted by: vw bug at July 10, 2006 10:28 AM

I have girls, and all I can say is that my attitude about it has filtered down into their psyches - they call other girls "fashionistas" and say things like, "Oh look at Lauren, that fashionista style looks so dumb! She can barely even walk in that thing!"

Thank God.

Posted by: Richmond at July 10, 2006 10:59 AM

I feel safe in the knowledge that here in the South, "He Needed Killin'" is considered as gospel for hanging a person.

So I'm humbly waiting for someone to attempt to play dress up with my kid.

Meanwhile My wife and I continue to buy her Over-all's and T-shirts *grin*

Posted by: BloodSpite at July 11, 2006 08:14 AM

Bloodspite: THAT'S what I'm taking for my daughter to change into when she gets off the plane!!

Posted by: Mrs_Who at July 12, 2006 09:29 AM

Thanks for the linky, Contagion!

Missed you at the shootsenfest this last weekend. :(

Perhaps another time...

Posted by: jimmyb at July 17, 2006 05:08 PM