Miasmatic Review: Anger Patrol

September 27, 2007

Anger Patrol

Have you ever been so mad that you’ve wanted to kill someone? I’m not talking about a friend doing something to piss you of and you say you’re going to kill them. No I mean go home, get a weapon and go hunt the individual down type of anger?

I’ve never been that way and could never fathom how someone could get that mad… until yesterday. I’m not going to go into details, just to protect parties involved, mainly me. However I will tell you that someone for the last couple of days has really been pissing me off. Yesterday it was so bad I finally realized that I wanted to go home, grab an axe off the wall and dismember this individual into bite size chunks for stray dogs.

At first I thought it was just a stray thought, then I found myself actually contemplating it. Finally I ended up having to convince myself that it was a bad idea. A VERY bad idea. It took a long time to convince myself that ridding the world of this individual would probably have some serious repercussions on my family. Yet here I sit still thinking about it… and contemplating on how to dispose of the body in a way that would be hard to track back to me.

Have any of you ever been like this?

Posted by Contagion in Things that make me go, "GUH?!?!" at September 27, 2007 05:45 PM | TrackBack

Comments

Yes. I have.

And I hate that you have to feel that way. It's a terrible thing to deal with....

Posted by: Tammi at September 27, 2007 05:55 PM

And it just pisses you off more and more realizing you can't follow through on the 'bad idea'. Makes it feel like the damn effer is controlling you.

Posted by: Mrs. Who at September 27, 2007 08:01 PM

Never bury the body on property that can be connected to you in any way.

Posted by: Peter at September 27, 2007 08:41 PM

Always dispose of the weapon right away.

Posted by: Peter at September 27, 2007 08:43 PM

Deep water for weapons, deep woods for bodies. And swamps, swamps are good, too.

Posted by: Peter at September 27, 2007 08:44 PM

And never, ever, say anything about it. To anyone, even your dog.

Posted by: Peter at September 27, 2007 10:26 PM

Never felt that way. Ever, ever, ever.

You're a madman.

Posted by: That 1 Guy at September 28, 2007 06:26 AM

I feel that way once a month. Seriously...

Just keep taking deep breaths.

Posted by: Richmond at September 28, 2007 09:06 AM

Never have an accomplice.

Posted by: Peter at September 28, 2007 10:20 AM

And for gods sake, wear gloves, clothing covering your entire body and a hat so no stray hair falls off for dna discovery.

Also then make sure the clothes and such are burned all the way.

Oh and have a good, very provable alibi.

Posted by: Quality Weenie at September 28, 2007 10:35 AM

Just find a good sausage factory near you.

It's easier that way I assure you.

Posted by: BloodSpite at September 28, 2007 11:52 AM

I'm doing good, but damn, it's still hard. I have the perfect weapon, no one even knows I own anything like it and there is no way it could be traced back to me if they found it after I "disposed" of it. I have enough "hiding/disposal" spots for the body... the only thing stopping me is that if, IF I got caught, what that would do to my family.

Posted by: Contagion at September 28, 2007 01:39 PM

Dude, you really should lay off the psychotropic drugs.

But seriously, I'm sure everyone has felt this way at some point. Wish you didn't have to deal with it!

Posted by: oddybobo at September 28, 2007 01:50 PM

Oh, I have a really, really good imagination and a knack for revenge. I've even been told I'd have a room full of people swear I was with them in a bar in New Orleans the whole evening.

Yes, I've been there. I've actually been there far too long now... So long, in fact, it's difficult to leave.

If you can, try to set it down before it takes control of you. I promise - it's not something you want to be carrying around five years later... The heavier it gets, the harder it is to let-go. (This I know firsthand.)

Like you, talking about it - even under a barely anonymous blog pseudonym - makes it less likely that I'll actually do anything. I don't give a flying f#$k about the repercussions to myself - but the impact on my family would be devastating.

Posted by: Bitterroot at September 28, 2007 04:42 PM

Why no, Contagion, I've never felt like that. Why do you ask?

Posted by: Peter at September 28, 2007 09:21 PM

Don't recall ever feeling that way about a person. Wanted to blow up a few buildings.

And for disposal, all you need is a big pit of hog manure.

Posted by: Petey at October 1, 2007 09:06 AM

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