Miasmatic Review

Sink the pink.

I’m sore as all hell today. Yesterday Shadoglare moved from his old apartment to his new one. Being a friend, I helped out. We loaded all the large items into my truck and then moved it to the new place. Now Shadoglare is a good friend of mine. We had been roommates at one time. The only problem I have with him is that he does not like ground floor apartments. Nope, he likes apartments that have stairs. And if the stair stairs are narrow and winding, even the better! Actually I’m just giving him grief. I know he doesn’t intentionally find apartments that are hard to move in and out of, it’s just what is available.

His new place is actually pretty nice for what he’s paying. He has a lot of space, there are windows covering almost every wall. There is only one thing about the apartment that I don’t like, the bathroom. It’s not the size or the layout, it’s the color. He has a pink bathroom. Now, when I say pink, I mean PUH-Pink! It’s bright pink and when you stand inside of it with the light on, you look like you have a sunburn. Actually you don’t even have to be inside the bathroom. If the door is open and the light is on, a pink glow shines down the hall. People in standing there look like they are blushing or flushed. After more then 20 seconds in there, when you come out your vision is jacked up from the brightness of the pink. It distorts all the colors. I thought about taking some pictures of it, but I just don’t think they would turn out. Yes, it’s that pink!