Miasmatic Review

That boy ain't right.

For the love of Jack Daniel�s! It seems that blogspawn Bruce had his meme cherry popped by Blog Grandpappy Harvey. Yea, I know who�s cherry hasn�t Harvey tried to pop? In vengeance over the whole thing he tags me with the 8 random facts MEME.

Eight random facts? I swear in December of 2005, I was tagged with 5 weird facts, and then in April of 2006 I was tagged with the 6 weird facts or habits meme. Who the hell keeps this thing going and keeps adding facts? Why, why can�t you leave some of us alone and in peace? Why must you sit there and make us bare our souls to the world? It�s because you�re a sadistic little couch monkey isn�t it?

Anyway, 9 �random� facts about me. Okay here are the rules:
Players start with 8 random facts about themselves. Those who are tagged should post these rules and their 8 random facts. Players should tag eight other people and notify them that they have been tagged.

A) There is always some form of alcohol in my house that I will never drink. I don�t know why, but it�s there. Right now I have 5 small bottles of tequila and some funky flavored rum that I can�t stand. Yet, I refuse to dump it down the sink

2) I collect key chains. I have over 1,000 of them. I�m not sure exactly how many because I stopped counting years ago. There are so many of them, I can�t even display all of them anymore. Only the ones I like are displayed.

D) I own more knives then any two people I know. They are all over the place. I display some, I have some in drawers, and I have a bunch in boxes in the basement. Hell, I�ve even carried a knife with me everywhere I go since I was 12, even to school.

4) I can fall asleep at night in under 30 seconds most of the time. This irritates the hell out of my wife. I can lay my head on the pillow and be asleep faster then it takes her to find a comfortable position in the bed.

G) I have nicknames for everyone I have ever met. They just don�t know what they are, and I normally don�t share them with that person or anyone else. Mainly because I can�t remember their real names when I first meet them and I have to have a way to catalog their face in my memory.

5) I once was arrested for urinating in public. That is a story for another time.

E) I spent a weekend testing a theory that a professor of mine stated in college that a person could survive on beer and vitamin supplements with no ill effects. She was a damn liar, and even though it was happy 5 days, I�ll never repeat it. (This is a story for another time, oh and my weekends went from Wednesday through Sunday in college)

8) Finally. I harass and pick on people that I like. If I harass you, pick on you, or make slightly snarky/mean comments to you in jest� it�s because I like you. Yea, I never really grew up as a child.

And I�m not tagging anyone with this, because� well most of us have done it already.