Miasmatic Review

That boy ain't right.

For the love of Jack Daniel’s! It seems that blogspawn Bruce had his meme cherry popped by Blog Grandpappy Harvey. Yea, I know who’s cherry hasn’t Harvey tried to pop? In vengeance over the whole thing he tags me with the 8 random facts MEME.

Eight random facts? I swear in December of 2005, I was tagged with 5 weird facts, and then in April of 2006 I was tagged with the 6 weird facts or habits meme. Who the hell keeps this thing going and keeps adding facts? Why, why can’t you leave some of us alone and in peace? Why must you sit there and make us bare our souls to the world? It’s because you’re a sadistic little couch monkey isn’t it?

Anyway, 9 “random” facts about me. Okay here are the rules:
Players start with 8 random facts about themselves. Those who are tagged should post these rules and their 8 random facts. Players should tag eight other people and notify them that they have been tagged.

A) There is always some form of alcohol in my house that I will never drink. I don’t know why, but it’s there. Right now I have 5 small bottles of tequila and some funky flavored rum that I can’t stand. Yet, I refuse to dump it down the sink

2) I collect key chains. I have over 1,000 of them. I’m not sure exactly how many because I stopped counting years ago. There are so many of them, I can’t even display all of them anymore. Only the ones I like are displayed.

D) I own more knives then any two people I know. They are all over the place. I display some, I have some in drawers, and I have a bunch in boxes in the basement. Hell, I’ve even carried a knife with me everywhere I go since I was 12, even to school.

4) I can fall asleep at night in under 30 seconds most of the time. This irritates the hell out of my wife. I can lay my head on the pillow and be asleep faster then it takes her to find a comfortable position in the bed.

G) I have nicknames for everyone I have ever met. They just don’t know what they are, and I normally don’t share them with that person or anyone else. Mainly because I can’t remember their real names when I first meet them and I have to have a way to catalog their face in my memory.

5) I once was arrested for urinating in public. That is a story for another time.

E) I spent a weekend testing a theory that a professor of mine stated in college that a person could survive on beer and vitamin supplements with no ill effects. She was a damn liar, and even though it was happy 5 days, I’ll never repeat it. (This is a story for another time, oh and my weekends went from Wednesday through Sunday in college)

8) Finally. I harass and pick on people that I like. If I harass you, pick on you, or make slightly snarky/mean comments to you in jest… it’s because I like you. Yea, I never really grew up as a child.

And I’m not tagging anyone with this, because… well most of us have done it already.