September 02, 2009

I should join OPEC.

Day three has been interesting. There is pretty much no pain. However, I have a lot of discomfort, first and foremost is gas pains. I haven't had anything even remotely close to solid to eat. Not even a protein shake. I have, however, had juice to drink. Which can't be helping my digestive tract issues.

Well I can also feel gas moving through my colon. And that isn't pleasant. To make maters even more complicated. Every 8 seconds I feel like I need to pass gas, I really need to run to the bathroom, because if I don't, I'm just going to end up having liquid colon squeezings running down my leg. That means I have to hold a lot of this gas in until I can get to the bathroom. Yea, that's not comfortable at all.

On top of everything Ktreva and the Boys can hear the gas moving through me. It's rather loud!

Well, I guess this is better than pain.

Posted by Contagion in Stories about me. at September 2, 2009 06:22 PM | TrackBack
Comments

When I had surgery they said to drink lots of water after. Some of your gas may be from the sleepy drugs they gave you.

Posted by: red at September 2, 2009 07:13 PM

Depending on what kind of surgery they did, they could have pumped some gas into your body. It has to be passed somehow.

Posted by: Bou at September 2, 2009 07:21 PM

I say make a recording of this gurgling gas, convert it to an mp3, and make it your ring tone.

Posted by: Harvey at September 5, 2009 08:13 PM