Miasmatic Review

New Neighbors

Well it looks like I’m going to be getting yet another set of new neighbors. As many of you may remember, I actually try to keep my neighbors at a certain fear level of me. It’s healthy… for me. I’ve been known to do things that actually scare them. Some of my antics I’ve posted, others I have not.

Like an incident when I was checking to make sure the .45 wasn’t loaded while standing in the driveway. I pull back the slide and let it go just as the neighbor lady walks out the front door, at which point she abruptly turns around and goes back inside… quickly. Apparently having a guy with a firearm in front of her house made her nervous. Well there’s been many of other things I’ve done, but I’ve never actually done anything to hurt my neighbors.

Now today I come home from work and see the house next door is up for sale. Apparently my newest neighbors don’t want to live next to me any more. I tried talking with them, but of course they just pretended not to see me and ran into the house. Maybe I shouldn’t have been wearing the sleeveless T-shirt with skulls on it.

So there you have it, another set of neighbors I’m going to have to break in.