March 27, 2007

New Neighbors

Well it looks like I�m going to be getting yet another set of new neighbors. As many of you may remember, I actually try to keep my neighbors at a certain fear level of me. It�s healthy� for me. I�ve been known to do things that actually scare them. Some of my antics I�ve posted, others I have not.

Like an incident when I was checking to make sure the .45 wasn�t loaded while standing in the driveway. I pull back the slide and let it go just as the neighbor lady walks out the front door, at which point she abruptly turns around and goes back inside� quickly. Apparently having a guy with a firearm in front of her house made her nervous. Well there�s been many of other things I�ve done, but I�ve never actually done anything to hurt my neighbors.

Now today I come home from work and see the house next door is up for sale. Apparently my newest neighbors don�t want to live next to me any more. I tried talking with them, but of course they just pretended not to see me and ran into the house. Maybe I shouldn�t have been wearing the sleeveless T-shirt with skulls on it.

So there you have it, another set of neighbors I�m going to have to break in.

Posted by Contagion in Stories about me. at March 27, 2007 06:47 PM | TrackBack
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Hmmm Ready for me to be your new neighbor??

Posted by: Bruce Wayne at March 27, 2007 08:30 PM